Billy mays

- Contrary to popular rumor, and the ONE video I did where I LIED OUT MY A** when I was being Blackmailed at that time, Billy Mays was NEVER Appointed Mayor of Cwcville; Miss Allison Amber has had the Job of Vice-Mayor as part of her Secretary Position ever since she was Originally Hired (NO FAVORS OF ANY KIND WENT ON Between me and her). And she assumed the Mayoral Role during my absence in the Different Dimension until my return on August 8, 2008, with a good job on maintaining the order and peace I had set within the City Limits.

- Billy Mays, however, within the pages, was actually my personal Bodyguard and Body Double. And in honor of his passing, the Billy Mays Tower is being constructed in Cwcville as a new Business and Trade Center.

- Thank you, Bill, for your Strong, Boisterous Energy that has made you an inspiration to everyone around the world. Please come back soon; Charlottesville, Virginia would be happy to have you, and your family as well, at a current and/or future Dogwood Festival in our humble city.

I Salute you, and your family, Mr. Billy Mays II. --ChrisChanSonichu 21:58, 2 August 2009 (CEST)

- One More Thing, because I could not find it ANYWHERE on the internet; JUST TO CLEARIFY, Bill's Eyes were Dark Brown.