Blake Black Sonichu

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-'''Blake, A.K.A. Black Sonichu, A.K.A Shadow de Hedgehog , A.K.A. Blacksploitashun Sonichu, A.K.A Jafar Malik El-Shabazz A.K.A Yung Bleezy A.K.A Bleezy F. Baby''
+'''Blake, A.K.A. Black Sonichu, A.K.A Shadow tha Hedgehog , A.K.A. Blacksploitashun Sonichu, A.K.A Jafar Malik El-Shabazz A.K.A Yung Bleezy A.K.A Bleezy F. Baby''
 [[Image:BlackSonichuPose.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Blachu gots gotsten some blowjob fum some tranny but he's still STRAIGHT]]
 ==Origin==
-Blacksploitashun Sonichu be Sonichu, but as some Negro. 'S coo', bro. Seein' as how de only oda' black Sonichu gots a penis, De Original Black Sonichu™ sticks t'honky honky chicks.
+Blacksplotation Sonichu's the only real nigga up in this city. But he gotta fuck white bitches cause the only other black Sonichu got a dick. That bitch look mad ugly anyway.
 ==Present==
@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 ==Personal Life==
-Blake be bestest joy-boys wid all de oda' sonichus. Dey likes t'have slumba' parties where dey gots disgustin' o'gies.
+Blacksploitation Sonichu is often confused for Sonic character/recolor Shadow the Hedgehog. When asked about the confusion, Blake replied, "FUCK THAT BITIN-ASS NIGGA SHADOW! TELL THAT PUNK MUHFUCKA I'MA SEE HIM WHEN I SEE HIM!!! ONE."
 [[Image:Blachu.jpg|thumb|right|500px|Chris-Chan and Blake sharin' an intimate moment]]

Revision as of 04:14, 21 March 2010