CWC Fighting
From CWCipedia
In this Article, I will Teach you how to Have a Little Chun-Li in You. Take It from Me, I am a 28 Year Old High Functioning Autistic FIGHTING Master. In this video below, I was Fighting So HARD that my CAR was destroyed by the End of the Video.
Punching
I Have Had much experience Fighting DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS in my Lifetime. From my DECADES of Fighting experience and Watching Characters on THE CARTOONS FIGHT, I have Learned the Best way to throw da Punch. *sigh*
That is NOT the Right Way to punch someone. If someone tells you this is how you punch, they're just a Troll who wants you to Look Retarded and Inflict Pain on you.
This is the True and Honest Way I have Learned over my YEARS of Experience mastering the Fighting in the Video Games and Such. If You punch like This, You are on your way Towards becoming a Master. [1]
Kicking
You can't be like Chun-Li unless You can Kick. Now I'm going to show ya'll How to Kick like A True Master. First we'll start with what NOT To do.
*sigh* Do Not Do this. Kicking like This will only Make you a Homo. NOBODY wants to See you Spread your Legs unless you are FEMALE; doing this is just the Opposite of Straight. Plus Lifting your Leg too high can cause THE STRESS and You Can Lose.
This is The way I learned to Kick from my DECADES of being Bullied by EVIL, SLANDEROUS Trolls. Doing it like This causes the LEAST amount of Stress on your body; and DOES NOT require such Hard Work and Frustration. If You can Kick like this; you can take on any Slanderous Troll ANY Day of the Week.
Now With that Said, I will Take you To your Final lesson in my Training to be a CWC Fighting Master. Before we begin, Please Remember that Even if you Start to do this Right, you will Never Be as Good as Me, the Original Master. But I digress...
Armed combat
As I have TOLD you Slanderous Trolls; I am Armed. Take a Look at This:
This right here is the Ultimate Weapon for dealing with slanderous Trolls. Once you Have This, you are Unstoppable.
However, let me Warn you. Armed Combat is something that should be TAKEN SERIOUSLY. That is why You must have your Megatron Gun or your Swiss Army Knife for Armed Combat. But you must make sure that your Swiss Army Knife's Blade is never Sharpened, or you might Hurt Yourself and Such.
But Do Not take my Word for it. See for YOURSELF and Watch a Master in Action (Do NOT TRY THIS AT HOME):
Also, be sure to Take at least 20 SECONDS to pull the Blade Out. Your ENEMY will happily Wait for you to Pull out the Blade because your Opponent will always Fight Fair.
If ya'll can Master this Weapon like I have, No Dang Troll will Get in your way. This is all I can Teach you; learn this and you will have Learned everything.
