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'''"Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler'''
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'''Ian Brandon Anderson HATES lucrid, disgusting vaginas! I like PENIS! DO NOT MISLABEL ME AS DISLIKING SUCH! I am Sick and Tired of your GAMES, you trollin' stupids!'''
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==Stats of Da Big Man==
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[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|right|400px|DO NOT MISLABEL ME AS WHITE!!!!!!]]
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[[Image:Chrissex.gif|thumb|right|300px|I make love just like a woman]]
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[[Image:butthurtplaceholder.jpg|thumb|right|400px|But I break like a little girl]]
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==Stats of Da Manchild==
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-Name: '''Christian Weston Chandler'''
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*Name: '''Ian Brandon Anderson'''
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*Date of Birth: March 7, 1965.
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*Birthname: '''Ian Brandon Anderson'''
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*Spanish Nickname: ''Retardo'' (Received the Nickname when I took my [[CWC Speaks|Two Spanish Classes at Manchester High]]; I have NO Spanish Blood. But I DO want a Thick Spanish Tongue in my Mouth).
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*Other Names I am called by: '''Solid Chris''', '''"The Scourge of Humanity"''', or '''"The Imposter"'''
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*Blood Type: Liquid Gold (or ''A Homosexual'').
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*Hometown: Ruckersville ( or Redneck Capitol), Virginia USA.
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*Born in: My Parents African Home: Abuja, Nigeria.
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*Seeking a: [[Pedofork|__-6 year-old JOY BOY from the GROUND-UP]]
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==Current Status==
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-Date of Birth: February 24, 1982.
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Jerking off with my tears
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-Birthname: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''
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==The TRUE and HONEST Ian Brandon "Christopher Christian "Chris-chan" Ricardo Weston Chandler" Anderson==
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-Spanish Nickname: ''Ricardo'' (Received the Nickname when I took my [[CWC Speaks|Two Spanish Classes at Manchester High]]; I have NO Spanish Blood.).
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I am internet famous for being more of a badass than Techno Viking as well as giving pictures of myself in my mother's underwear to trolls. And drinking my own semen, and fucking blow-up dolls, and threatening to murder people. I built this page so that my fan<s>s</s> and trolls can get to know the real me. I think that the more information I get trolls, especially if it's embarrassing or about others, the more they might grow to like, or at least pity me and will leave me alone.
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All this content is TRUE and HONEST and written by me, Christian Weston Chandler!
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-Blood Type: A-Negative (or ''A Straight'').
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===My Dumb Parents===
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-Parts Cherokee, English, British, French.
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My parents refused to put me in an institution because they suck. If they did I might be slightly more normal. As of now, I'm masturbating to hedgehogs and dreaming about being back in my mother's big belly. I would still fit, I think. Maybe she will let me take my God-called Future heartsweet man with me.  
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==I'm a rapist==
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-Hometown: Ruckersville, Virginia.
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I had a lot of female friends because I am gay, but I was confused at the time and molested a bunch of my gal-pals because I am a rapist. I experimented during my last year of school with my friend Joshua Martinez. He was unconscious at the time so it's okay.  
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My favorite target was my sweet sweet Megan If only id have fingered her like I always wanted to in my fantasies and "art"
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-Born in: Martha Jefferson Hospital, Charlottesville, Virginia.
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===Now I'm a Gay Rapist===
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-Went to:
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A retarded slow-in-the-mind idea I had because I was tired of not having a girlfriend. Even though I am unhygienic with a repulsive personality and monstrous ego, I can't understand why girls wouldn't like me. I solved all my problems by becoming a homo.
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<center>-Greene County Primary School of Greene County, VA (Kindergarten to 3rd Grade)
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===Or at least an attempted rapist===
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-Nathaniel Green Elementary School of Greene County, VA (4th Grade)
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One night I got really high and woke up next to an enormous irradiated rat. I discovered I was pregnant. I gave the birth to Sonichu Weston Chandler by squeezing him out of my [[duck]]. He was quite a cute little baby, with a tight little asshole. Greatest fuck I ever had.
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-Home Schooled (5th Grade)
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===Senior Motherfucking Prom===
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-Providence Middle School of Chesterfield County, VA (6th to 8th Grade), Earned Honor Roll Grades
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[[Image:Cwcrockin18th.jpg|thumb|right|Prom was ok, I guess.]]
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Prom was ok, I guess. I went with my [[Snorlax|Mom]]. That night she fell asleep on the couch.  I wanted to lose my VIRGIN WITH RAGE status so I roled her over and tried to have hanky-panky with her.  But my mom's womanly heiny was too big and beautiful for me, and I could not move it aside to access the sweet china I was born from. My mother is a very beautiful woman, and the only woman who still grinds my penis gears.  Hopefully when my father dies I can try again!
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-Manchester High School of Chesterfield County, VA (9th to 12th Grade), Earned Honor Roll Grades; Earned the High School Diploma
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[[Image:Chrissux.jpg|thumb|right|Best part of prom :)]]
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-Piedmont Virginia Community College of Charlottesville, VA (August, 2000 to June, 2004, then from September, 2005 to June, 2006), Earned a Spot on The Dean's List from Good Grades; Earned a Computer Aided Drafting and Design Degree and Certificate.</center>
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It wasn't all bad though. One of my pity friends Tiffany Gowen asked me to dance.  We danced for what may have been ten, or even fifteen seconds! I hope I can return the favour at our reunion, then I'll only be 1 date away from the lucky third date. And you all know what happens on the third date!
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-'''The Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the City of Cwcville, Virginia'''.
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I spent six years at Piedmont Virginia Community College.  I am autistic and thus slow-in-the-mind, so I spent a long time there and found it really hard to learn anything. Eventually the evil, sexy troll queen [Mary Lee Walsh] got me kicked out for trying to find a heartsweet to build [from the ground up].  Apparently girls don't like it when smooth and greasy, man-bosomed men like me.
 
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==The One, The Only, From his own Honest-to-God Words==
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===Mary Lee Walsh is hot===
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Christopher Weston Chandler was born February 24, 1982, approximately 5:30 AM, at the Martha Jefferson Hospital in Charlottesville, Virginia from mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler and father, Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. He was diagnosed with High-Functional Autism in his early childhood. As he grew up, he was mainstreamed within the normal classrooms of local schools and society, to possibly break out of his Autistic Shell.
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Mary Lee Walsh is a sexy, sexy lady. It's a shame I don't like vaginas. im pretty sure if she had a penis i would gobble it up and it wud feel very great when it goes up my ass.
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In his later years, he would aspire to earn good grades to make Honor Roll in Providence Middle and Manchester High Schools in Chesterfield County, Graduate with the Class of 2000 with a Diploma, and later get onto the Dean's List and earn an Associate's Degree and Certificate for Computer Aided Drafting and Design (CADD) at Piedmont Virginia Community College.
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===On Being a Homo===
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China is too hard to get.  All the women have boyfriends due to the infinitely high boyfriend factor.  With no willing china, and with all the girls I touch playing [[kick-the-autistic]] I have fallen off the straight path.  I need duck.  Cock.  Big and hard to be shoved into my tight asshole like those dildos I ordered off the internet.  I especially love tranny girls with big tits and big cocks which I can suck on while I play with their sweet bosoms.  
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You are all right by the way about Rosechu. I didn't realize it, but my not-autistic brain knew the truth, and since I created her as an imaginary sex partner for my Sonichu, deep down I knew she was a man. Sylvana Rosechu was later added because I want to fuck a tranny-girl so much without admitting the truth.  
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And in his Adult Life, he has suffered the social stresses of being a healthy adult male virgin for years, and searching for a Boyfriend-Free Woman to make into a Sweetheart from being Friends First. It took him YEARS, but his prayers had finally been answered by a Lucky woman within these United States.
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Thank you, trolls, for showing me who I really am, and leading me to the TRUE and HONEST gay path.
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Also, he is the Internet Famous creator of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu and Rosechu, and their home City of Cwcville, Virginia.
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==His Early Years - Birth to 1992==
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My family and I resided in a quaint 2-Story House in Ruckersville, Virginia for most of my lifetime.
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===My ideal Boy Friend===
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I was quite a cute little baby; I was blonde, but I turned brown brunette. I said my very first word at 6 Weeks of age with "Monkey" (possibly trying to say "Mommy"). While being babysat by a woman in my neighborhood, whose last name was Roach, she was angry for some reason, so she locked me in a room, all by my lonesome, and it was then at 1 1/2 Years of age, I stopped talking. During the Silent Years, my mother and father had to cope with my screams, cries and whatnot to fully understand me, which they did, and I am proud of them for that. I also attended Speech Therapy sessions with classmate, Joshua Martinez, who was there due to his heavy Spanish Tongue that not too many people understood back then, at James Madison University. I started talking again at Age 7, and I well more than made up for lost time in chatter.
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In addition to loving Niggers like Tito, I would also consider many other races as a compatible joy-boy, because I want to have every kind of cock in my virgin ass, diseased or not. It would be like traveling the world with my asshole. I accept Kikes, Chinks, Charlies, Guidos, Towel Heads, Beaners, Faggots(british people), Frog eaters(french people), Spicks(see Beaners), Rednecks(white people), White Trash(White people), Crackers(White People), and Porch Monkeys(See Niggers). So, if you would like to be my boyfriend, and fit my racial criteria, please see below for my contact info.
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My next-door neighbor had a daughter my age, Sarah Nicole Hammer, and she and I were the best of friends. We would play hide and seek, swing on her swing set, hang around, talk, play by ourselves or with the other neighborhood children. She brought me a lot out of my autistic social shell for the time back then.
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My father raised me on music and technology, as well as Sesame Street, Care Bears and Transformers Generation 1. But he was one of the first in line to invest and buy a Commodore 64 Computer System. He even programmed a simple game of ring-stacking on it. But he let me have it for my early Video Game Play with games including Pitfall, Q*Bert, Pole Position, and a fun Donald Duck game.
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My second Game System was the Nintendo Game Boy that I got for Christmas, 1989, with Tetris and Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles - Fall of the Foot Clan. I played Tetris a LOT.
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===POP MY ANAL CHERRY===
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Also in 1989, there was a Bear Band who played at Regency Square Shopping Mall in Chesterfield County for years. The man behind the Conductor, Leonard Bearstein, was English, because when I told him him through the Bear my name was Christopher, he misunderstood and started calling me Christian. That night, on the back
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I AM STILL A GAY VIRGIN WITH RAGE. I AM A HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC MALE WITH A HEALTHY MAN-BOSOM, A BIG SWEET ASS AND SMOOTH SUPPLE GREASY BODY. PLEASE FUCK ME NOW! NOWNOWNOWNOW NOW! [[Image:goatse.jpg|thumb|right|My tight anus]]
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==Sonichu is also gay==
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My first Hero I looked up to was the American Rabbit, from his one movie, "The Adventures of the American Rabbit"; they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A TV SERIES of him. Then in June, 1991, the SEGA Genesis rolled out, and Sonic the Hedgehog sided with the American Rabbit, but stood taller, as my Hero.
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I created sonichu to be all the things I couldn't be, because I am autistic and slow-in-the-mind. Sonichu is gay, but he is not a DAMN, DIRTY VIRGIN! He has his sweet big cocked rosechu who I wish was real so we could have a big sexy threesome!
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I attended Greene County Primary School from Kindergarten to 3rd Grade, then I attended Nathaniel Greene Elementary for my 4th Grade. I was home-schooled for 5th Grade.
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==I am still a manchild==
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Some conflict between my mother, father and the school system occurred after physical abuse from 5 faculty members late in my 4th Grade; my parents took the case against the Greene County School Board for a year or two. The board threatened to lock me away in an institution, and my family did not want that, so in September, 1992, my family and I moved to Chesterfield County, while keeping our Ruckersville Home, for better Schooling.
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It's TRUE  
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==The Teenage Years==
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After moving into an apartment house in the Cloverleaf Complex, my father enrolled me into Providence Middle School for my 6th to 8th Grades; my half-sister, Carol Suzanne Chandler, was schooled there as well. It was a pleasant learning experiences over those 3 years. I was taught by the respective teachers there, but the most highly noted teacher I had, who watched over and guided me in that school was Mrs. Virginia Sanford; she was Teacher of the Year one year. I achieved Honor Roll in the majority of my time there.
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Then I continued to Manchester High School for my 9th to 12th Grades. My father and I had moved out of the Cloverleaf, then rented a house in Surrywood for a year, then moved into a Townhouse in the Newberry area before I attended M.H.S.
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I continued on my Honor Roll Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S. I took various classes between Providence Middle and Manchester High. Mostly I took English Literature and Grammer, Mathematics, Science and Biology, Coping Skills, History, and HEAVY on the Art Classes. I was highly recognized for my artistic skills, by having them proudly displayed among other class-creations in the School for a while.
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I have made a LOT of Friends as well over the years, MOSTLY FEMALE, because I was diagnosed for getting along better with girls than boys. And in my humble opinion, I could not agree more. Although I did have a few male friends in my lifetime, who were all good, honest individuals; in general, I despise a majority of the male population, because they can be such mean and cruel individuals.
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In my Freshman Year, I was selected to be Manager/Water Boy for the Varsity Basketball Team. With my partner, who was Junior, Josheph Herring. He and I were good buddies. He confided in me his dating experiences with his ex-girlfriend then (I can't remember her name, but I'm sure she would remember). Poor fellow; that night she dumped him, he cried all by his lonesome in the cold all that night. I empathized with him, and I was able to help him cheer up. I lost touch with him after he graduated Class of 1998, yet I wonder what's he been up to and how he has been.
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I was recognized for my work on the Varsity Team and was awarded a certificate and an embroidery "M" at the end of my Freshman Year.
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But I was happy with my big circle of gal-pals; we hung out a LOT, ate lunch, shared classes and all. But even though I did take the required sexual education classes, I never had a First Date in my lifetime during the Middle or High School years. And as I have later learned in my Adult Years, I should have been more attentive in DATING; I could have had my pick among my sweet gal-pals, but I chickened out. I did have a few crushes in my lifetime, even a High School Sweetheart for 3/4 of my High-School Life, Kellie Andes. I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it. But I was mostly Naive (My Least Favorite Word in the English Language) on the subject.
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I had a very nice 18th Birthday Party, and I had invited my gal-pals to attend.
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===Dating Education===
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As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.
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===Sonichu's Birth===
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During my Seinor Year, I took a Computer Graphics Class with a Miss Chalifoux (she got married that year, but I never learned her married name). Anyway, in March, 2000, she had assigned the class to create a CD Cover and Insert; the limit was NOT to use copyrighted characters, so Sonic and Pikachu were out of the question. And on March 17, 2000, I got the idea. I had been into Pokemon since Red and Blue came out, and I had created homemade Pokemon Trading Cards of my own Pokemon Creations (Only For Fun). Anyway, in my mind, I merged Sonic and Pikachu together to create Sonichu in his earliest form. I soon after drew him up on paper, and then drew him on computer for the CD-Cover of my later-to-create custom CD, "Christian's Favorite Hits".
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From that day, I created his origins, stories, Rosechu and Black Sonichu (later to be renamed, Blake) and more, as well as the City of Cwcville, Virginia. Also, I had made him a mascot for my earlier website, "CWC's PokeSite 2". Still the background image in that early first-computer-drawn form on there.
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===The Seinor Prom===
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To be one with my crowd, I bought a pair of tickets, but I went there with my mother. But then I realized I was still an outcast, because I stood out more like a lonesome wallflower. But that night, my trusted "Peppermint Patty"-Type Gal-Pal, Tiffany Gowen, asked me to dance with her. I hesitated at first, but she grabbed my hand and pulled me onto the dance floor. We danced for what felt like hours. It was the most pleasant experience of that night, and I thank her for dancing with me then. I hope to return the favor at our Reunion.
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===Graduation===
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Graduation for me was a sad one then. I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had MORE FANCIER AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
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I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. My mother found me later and comforted me; my father was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. Tiffany also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.
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Days after Graduation, we settled and moved back to our Ruckersville Home. But I left out two other reasons why I felt crestfallen at Graduation. I Never got the chance to ask Kellie out on a date, and more importantly, that I was leaving ALL my close Gal Friends behind.
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==College Time==
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My family and I moved back to our Ruckersville Home, and I was soon enrolled into Piedmont Virginia Community College. I was uncertain which to major in. At first, I randomly selected a major in Marketing, or something like that. I passed the coursed, but my family and I later learned that there were NOT many jobs around Charlottesville that degree would work me for, so upon my father's suggestion, I switched over to Computer Aided Drafting and Design (CADD). I continued to pass the courses to earn my Degree and Certificate.
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===Start of my Sweetheart Search===
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While my 18th Birthday was great, I did not have a good 21st. I was attending an English Course, when soon before, we started reading "Wednesday's Child", which was about an Autistic Girl, so I told the MALE professor that I was High Functionally Autistic as well. Due to his not understanding Autism himself, and fears from that, he kicked me out of his class on February 24, 2003; my 21st Birthday. After leaving the classroom, I found a folding plastic table with a chair by it, and I sat down, head in arms, and cried myself out the remainder of the time before the next class I had to take that day. I retook the course, with a female professor and passed it.
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It was also just after that day that I realized that I NEEDED A FEMALE SWEETHEART. So that was the start, and the only sensible idea I could come up with that was inexpensive, was make a paper sign stating back that year, "I am a 21-Year Old Male, seeking an 18-21-Year Old Single Female Companion."
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===Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens===
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A couple of months had passed since I officially started my Sweetheart Search in August, 2003. Not one woman would give me the time of day or even a passing glance as I sat with the sign next to me. I felt lonely on those days.
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Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services", Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment. But I did not give up; I made another sign, then a few weeks later, she did it again. I became more determined. I created and printed ads and laid them around PVCC; created my MySpace and Facebook pages and whatnot. Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own attack that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of PVCC for a year, and I had to take an anger management course and see a psychiatrist for a while. I was allowed back in.
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I continued with my courses, passed with good grades; made the Dean's List and Graduated with my Degree and Certificate. This was a HAPPIER GRADUATION FOR ME, because I was Finally LOSING MY TIES WITH THAT HELL-HOLE THAT SHOWED NO LOVE FOR ME, OR MY NOBLE SEARCH FOR TRUE LOVE.
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After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard of Impostor Police People, also known as Jerkops, and the Notorious Count Graduon trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.
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===The Continuing, Enduring Search===
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As drawn in my Sub-Episodes, I had my encounters outside of PVCC with the Jerkops who beat me up, dragged me around and all in my Search. It happened at the Fashion Square Shopping Mall, at my Local Wal-Mart and Target. I was even taken to court after the Target incident, but because of my volunteer work with the Pokemon Trading Card Game League at the Game & Hobby Place, I was put under watch for 3 months, then found Innocent and cleared of all charges.
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During all this, I learned from my mother that the sign made me look retarded, and eventually, I did away with the sign.
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I drew more comics, making them more about me than Sonichu and Rosechu (BIG MISTAKE), but I was feeling lonely, sad and all.
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==Becoming Internet Famous without having to leave Home==
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Continuing to draw and upload onto the Sonichu Site I had continue to update now and then, I did not realize that I had a growing fanbase for Sonichu, Rosechu and myself. I had received Fan-E-Mails during my after-college life in 2006.
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I felt pleasantly surprised.
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Later, in March 17, 2007, Sonichu's 7th Birtday, I realized that I was able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so I went out and invested in one. And I would later not only play games on it, but back up my comic pages and other images, play my tunes, watch some saved flicks, browse the internet over my shortly-later acquired Cable-Modem with Wi-Fi Router, and communicate through the Playstation Network.
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**This Sub-Section's contains mentioning of a webpage of ADULT CONTENT; DO NOT VISIT IT if you're squeamish or Under 18 Years of Age.**
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===The E.D. Webpage===
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Around November 1, 2007, just after I purchased a Nintendo Wii from my buddy, Joshua Martinez, I found in a Google Search of "Sonichu" the beginning paragraph and digital photograph that was the start of the "Chris_chan" page, which can be found in History as "22:46, 3 November 2007 Mr. E (Talk | Contribs) (4,664 bytes) (?The Horrible Discovery)", that was just the seed of twisting around my words and whatnot for their Cheap Laughs at MY Expense.
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A Picture was taken THE FRIDAY NIGHT just before discovering the page by an individual who was at the Pokemon TCG League I was attending; the picture was blurry. The TWO FIENDS who dared to contribute to this SLANDEROUS MESS who were there was Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto card game palyer, Daniel Mimms and his buddy/accomplice Lucas.
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After discovery, I fought, God and Lord Knows how many times, long and hard to have that page taken down and removed from the internet forever. But sadly, my one plan of TMI-Input-To-Overload-Their-Minds-And-STOP backfired on me, as I had inadvertently added to that heck-fire.
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Most of the time after, I ignored that page, but to add more of their "LULZ" or as I call it, "Laughs Under Lucrativeness", those Malicious Individuals started BULLYING and TROLLING ME. Even to go so far as to Falsely Earn my trust by posing as women on Instant Messages. I was tricked for months, but I gave it the LAST STRAW at Early March, 2009, when one Troll revealed himself to me in the Audio Online Chatroom, known as Mumble, to be the THOUGHT-OF-AS-FOR-MONTHS FEMALE I had chatted with online.
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I have learned a lot from August, 2008 to Early March, 2009 between the "Women" I talked to and was tricked into trusting, I am capable of telling the difference from the truth from THEIR LIES.
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==Currently...==
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I reside with my family at our Ruckersville Home, drawing my comics, playing video games, gettin' my money from the Government every month, doing well and socializing locally. I have found my Sweetheart, who resides in another state, but she and I have been talking for over Two Months over telephone; her name is Ivy. She has proven herself to me by doing a Major Task, among many, that I required a Female Sweetheart for; she Fixed my Biological Clock. I was going to bed at 6 AM at the latest and waking mid-afternoon; now I'm falling asleep at 9 PM to Midnight, and waking at 6 to 9 AM. Also, soon after fixing my clock, God and Jesus came down and told me themselves that Ivy was TRULY the Woman I've been holding out for.
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She and I will be meeting soon, after she finishes her semester at the college she's attending. I have also talked to her father; I respect him as he is a True Policeman, and that he is the father of my Sweetheart.
===Church===
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My church is nice enough to let me tard out in their building. I wonder how long it will be before even Jesus is sick of me. I wanna rape my church concellor rocky because I have severe retardation
 
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==I'm a fag==
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I have been going to Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church for over a year now. I was baptized there Mothers' Day of 2008. I have opened my heart for God and Jesus, and they guide me now when I need guidance.
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Yes. I'm a homo who loves to smoke fags and Fags. THE ONLY WOMEN ILL EVER LOVE IS MY SWEET PRECIOUS MEGAN OR MY LOVELY LITTLE HEARTSWEET DAMIAN. She has the same name as a '''''Man'''''. And she looks like ''Stephen King''. Mmmmm. I must have made my duck quack to The Shining a ''Grand Number of Times''.
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==I am a Pedophile==
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==More Information About Myself==
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I enjoy everyday waiting near the elementary school and following little children home, and offering them to be my sweetheart, and giving them a rosechu medallion to the one who will be mine. I am currently investing in a white van.
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==CONTACT ME==
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I would appreciate it if I was FULLY UNDERSTOOD as the Noble Gentleman that I am.
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14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968 (Send gay strippers to my house. Bonus points if they're dressed like Sonichu. Even more bonus points if they're niggers)
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e-mail: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com (Send gay Sonichu hentai).
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My mother and father are good people, I've had good role models who showed me how to act as a gentleman, Red Skelton to name one. I also see myself as a leader-figure, like Optimus Prime. I have made mistakes in my lifetime, even bad ones that could be considered "Shots to my own Foot", but I'm only human like the rest of the human population.
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Phone: 434-990-0198 (mom and pop love to hear from y'all too)
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Cell: 434-760-0848 (joy-boys, take note!! I also do phone sex)
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Mom's Cell: 434-760-0232 (She appreciates a phone call so she doesn't fall asleep)
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==IF YOU EVER WANT TO TRY AND TAKE ONE OF MY EMAIL ACCOUNTS ==
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Also, my favorite movie of all time is "Mary Poppins", and Britney Spears is my favorite Music Star.
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My Favourite movie is [Mary Poppins] and My favourite singer is [Britney Spears], though I also like "It's OK to be gay" by Junior(Hmmm...sweet Junior, I'll be in your dreams).  
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==THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER==
 
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I, Christian Weston Chandler, am going to die alone only because I'm gonna kill everyone else first because I need no one. There may be men in white coats that help be but that is unlikely. By the time the state realizes that they have been sending money to someone who stays in his room constantly and can't leave because he weighs half a fucking ton I will have died of a heart attack. I don't really care as long as I can chain a woman to a post and make her suck my dick forever. Finally I would like to state one fact. Nigger.
 
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Thank you and have a nice day!
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===And SO I MAKE IT CLEAR!===
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==C.W.C. Homogay through the Dudes-of-all-Teenages==
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I Wish to be Understood, Treated and Respected as an Individual Straight Human Male in this vast crazy world of various people and all that.
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Show Me Some Respect, Please; I am Human like you.
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==Captain's Log, Stardate: June 6, 2009==
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I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-foundate this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart.
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I have been spacing myself away from the internet for the while now, and the trolls still try to mock me at every turn to try to make me come back. I will not play their games; if those bastards Honest-To-God want to MOCK ME, they will have to come out in Public and with dialog alone, Face me.
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Also, my YouTube account was Hacked into and slandered, so until I MAKE AN HONEST, LIVE, NEW Video, lay no beliefs unto the Impostor there.  And should anyone receive any spammings from my e-mail address, Ignore Those as well.  But the C.L. Listings lately, those are Truly From my hands and mind.
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But have faith in me, and the True, Good and Loyal amongst you all shall be rewarded.
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Have a good day.  Peace,
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''Christian Weston Chandler.''
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--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:57, 31 July 2009 (CEST)
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==Fan Mail==
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If you are a Fan of my Sonichu and Rosechu Stories and Comics, you may send your handwritten fan mail via Snail-Mail ('''Preferred''') to
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''14 Branchland Ct.
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Or e-mail me at: '''ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com'''.
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''NO Telephone Calls at this time, PLEASE.''
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=='''C.W.C. Growing Up Gallery'''==
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Image:RegencyBearBand.jpg|The Bear Conductor, Leonard Bearstein, misunderstood me when I said my name was Christopher, and he called me Christian; a couple of years later, the name-change was legally made.
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Image:CWC18th20.jpg|My older half-bro, "Joe Cool" Smithey. I'd suck his dick if he let me.
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Image:CWC18th20.jpg|My older half-bro, "Joe Cool" Smithey; http://www.colesmithey.com
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Image:CWC18th19.jpg|Some of my ol' High School Gal-Pals: (left to right on the couch) Kellie Andes, (Miranda's Friend), Miranda Mitchell (she designed the newer [[CWC Speaks|CWC's Pok'eSite 2 Logo]] for me), Sarah Bevel, and Tiffany Gowen. Dumb bitches didn't get me pokemans for mah birthday. 
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Image:CWC18th19.jpg|Some of my ol' High School Gal-Pals: (left to right on the couch) Kellie Andes, (Miranda's Friend), Miranda Mitchell (she designed the newer [[CWC Speaks|CWC's Pok'eSite 2 Logo]] for me), Sarah Bevel, and Tiffany Gowen.
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Image:CWCAsh1.jpg|Started my Pok'emon TCG League Gym Leader at the Books-A-Million on Midlothian in Chesterfield County.
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Image:CWCMonica.jpg|Ladies and Gentlemen of Anime, Miss Monica Rial. She fingered me after this photo. ^___^
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Image:CWCMonica.jpg|Ladies and Gentlemen of Anime, Miss Monica Rial. :)
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Image:ChristianWSarah.jpg|SHE is my Lifelong Best Friend Growing Up, Sarah Nicole Hammer Spicer. I would have fapped to her but I'm totes gay, y'all. 
 
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Image:Z100 0533.JPG|Finally Loosened up, lubed my ass and flew to Long Island June 12, 2009. '''Keep It Responsible'''; ONLY One in a day, or 7 or less in all in a week. 
 
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Image:Z100 0798.JPG|The Whole Self-Portrait, Sonichu Face and the words; I drew and wrote MYSELF on Saturday, July 17, 2009; Unfortunately, I did not have my camera when I drew it, and I came back with it the next morning, after others have drawn/wrote over me. No joyboys for me.    :(
 
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Image:Z100 0798.JPG|The Whole Self-Portrait, Sonichu Face and the words; I drew and wrote MYSELF on Saturday, July 17, 2009; Unfortunately, I did not have my camera when I drew it, and I came back with it the next morning, after others have drawn/wrote over me.
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