Mailbag 10

Jump to: navigation, search

From: David Crass <crasscrab@gmail.com>

Dear Chris Why is Rosechu so useless? It's like she's some sort of classical feminine trope. The only time she has ever actually done anything was when she sexually assaulted Jason Kendrick Howell. I don't know how you see it, but as far as I can tell, Rosechu is little more than a sex object. I mean, all she seems to do through most of the comic is hang on Sonichu, take nude pictures of herself, and get kidnapped. Care to explain how exactly it is that you preach women's rights while at the same time falling back on classic female caricatures?

Sincerly, David Crass

PS: Your plots seem to be getting more and more convoluted and unnessarily complicated, with nothing ever tying together and a myriad of new characters being introduced and retconned, only to play no real role within the overall plot.

Rosechu is NOT useless! She has the God-Given Uterus which helps her to Give the Birth to Sonichu's crotch fruit! --ChrisChanSonichu 05:30, 5 December 2009 (CET)

From: Bill Riley <bill.riley42@yahoo.com>

Dear Chris,

I just have to say I LOVE your Sonichu comics! It has really captivated me and I feel I can't stop reading! I have to say one of my favorite characters in the comic is the creator himself, Chrissy! My favorite quality in him is that he is SO CUTE! I love his courage and will-power to overcome such intense experiences! Never give up you hunk!

Stay sweet!

Bill

Are you White? I will ONLY accept solicitations from White Males. I have had Intercourse with the Niggos, but the Size Myth is JUST A MYTH. I Looked away after a Moment of being FREAKED OUT. I do NOT TRUST THOSE NIGGO DICKS AND THEIR FALSE ADVERTISING. IT WAS THE SAME AS A WHITE DUCK. --ChrisChanSonichu 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)

From: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad <ajad368@yahoo.com>

Hello,

Thank you for for kind reply, Mr. Chandler. I have tried being kind and courteous, but my people will not believe I won the election fair and square! Is there anything else you can suggest I do to make them calm down?

And thank you for your kind consideration of including an Iranian character in a future comic! Sonichu is very popular in Iran, and your face is well known here. Adding an Iranian character will only make it more popular.

Here I include my humble suggestion for a new Rosechu. She is adhering to the standards of Iranian beauty by wearing one of our traditional cloaks, which protects us from the harsh climate of our country.

The cloaks hold special powers, and if she finds a sweetheart he can finally take the cloak off of her and reveal what she looks like.

I'm sorry, but my drawing skills are not good! Not nearly as good as yours! Your friend,

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

That is good, and your drawing is okay. I have saved it onto my Memory Stick, so it will be considered. --ChrisChanSonichu 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)

From: bilboggins@email.com While some comics feature dates, other comics have no dates on them, so it's hard to tell how much time has passed between the stories in the CWCiverse. For instance, how much time passes between episode 19 and episode 20? A Sonichu timeline, featuring dates when things happen in the CWCiverse, would really help.

That issue will be addressed greatly in future comic pages. Thank you for your input. --ChrisChanSonichu 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)

From: Steven Shaw <cpt.capslock@hotmail.co.uk>

awesome to finally get a chance to talk to the creator of the Sonichu comics. Hope you can answer a couple of questions for me.

My questions are: 1: I know sonichu evolves into Metonic/Ulrta Sonichu and Rosechu evolves into Vamprosa, but do any of the other Sonichus or Rosechus evolve? If so, what into?

2:Where did Darkbind come from? he ssems like a really cool character but he only got a 1 page summary for his back story.

3:What happened to the people/pokemon who brought up the chaotic combo? Did the whale come back and finish of Swampert? Don't leave us in suspence!!!

4:What's the deal with the new site ads? I think someones trying to mess with you (I mean, "Duck Presevation Society" really?)

oh well that's all i wanted to ask.

Toodle-pip (Yes i'm British)

SS

Only the original Sonichu and Rosechu can evolve; the others have no current evolutions. Darkbind comes from the distant region of Rulecwc. Those individuals current status will be addressed in future pages. Blame Jack Thaddius, as stated in my current blog on this date; he is a Sonichu-Hater. Damn haters, they marry hater bitches and Have Hater Kids. --ChrisChanSonichu 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)

From: Randy McFalsa <misterdomino23@gmail.com>

First allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Wulver and I am a humongous fan of your comics. I've been reading through the fan mail and seen all sorts of fan made sonichus, so I thought I'd make my own... it's not quite as good as yours but I gave it my best.

He's called Pepe'. I hope you like him.

Peace from a true and honest fan

-Sebastian-

Actually is a good drawing; I have the .jpg now saved on my Memory Stick Duo for future consideration. Thank you for your contribution. --ChrisChanSonichu 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)

From: Jamie Stevens <anger_cultist@yahoo.com>

Hello there Chris!! Parkour or Free-Styling as it's also known as; is an awesome sport to get into. Will you be making more parkour videos?? PLEASE DO!! you should have someone record you doing crazy flips and tricks like the pros do. Perhaps even a Sonichu doing parkour?

--Jamie

My Buddah Belly and Manboobs chafe Greatly from engaging in the Parkay. I shall not do any more Parkay Videos in the Near Future. --ChrisChanSonichu 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)

From: ernestmecklinger@artlover.com

Hello Christian Weston Chandler, greetings from Austria.

I am an admiral in the Österreichisches Bundesheer, and I've introduced your Sonichu comics to some of my fellow officers and it's a big hit. I have taken it upon myself to translate your comics into German for the benefit of the troops in my battalion who do not speak English and they are begging for more. Now that Sonichu 9 is nearly done, I'm afraid the wait for the 10th comic will leave my soldiers in suspense and since we don't have much else to do these days this may affect morale. It would be really great if you could do you best to keep up this lightning-fast pace at which you have been uploading new pages permanently so we can all enjoy your work without having to wait too long.

I would also be honoured to have you as a guest in my country, I'm even talking with High Admiral Lohengramm about possibly presenting your with an honourary Orden vom Goldenen Vlies. I believe it would look quite nice along with your Sonichu medallion.

Thanks for your wonderful stories, they bring much joy to the lives of my men and myself.

- Ernest Mecklinger

Thank you for your support and honor. As long as the Round-Trip Flights have been paid for by your people, my family and I would be happy to visit your country, and for me to accept the honor.

Also, you won't have to wait long for the 10th book to start after I upload #9's 100th Page, although there are quite a number to draw that go before the Previewed 8 Pages, and they are definitely included as part of that book.

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)