Mailbag 12

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From: jimmychina@virginia.usa.com

Hey Chris,

In my lifetime (of 27 years) I have amassed a large collection of video games and toys, many of which I don't play with very often. Unfortunately, in the same lifetime I have also collected a large credit card debt, and it seems the only way to pay it off is to sell most of my collection because I've done little with my life and own nothing else of value. Naturally, I don't want to do this.

What should I do?

Jimmy China

Obviously, this is a Troll letter created just to mock me. Regardless, I respond simply with: Sell on eBay.

From: Brad Newman <peoplepeople91@hotmail.com>

In response to my fanmail message:

"That, my friend, is False Love, and NO True Love and Compassion will ever come out of that. You have my pity. Go out and find yourself a Real Woman and you'll be able to love her more than some static clone."

I am greatly offend by this. I feel REAL HONESTLY TRUE LOVE with my 2D wife, Kafuka Fuura. She makes me feel happier than any real women has ever been able to make me.

I thought you understood love, CWC, but I guess not. It's all just sex and physical contact to you.

P.S.

Xbox Live only requires the $50 a year membership to play games online. You can download as much stuff as you want with the silver membership.

You're response is not appropriate, because a lot of people will agree that you will mostly will feel misery when alone, even in imagination, and I apologize for offending you.

From: Sonichu Super Fan 1 <mayorteroh@hotmail.com>

Thanks for your honest answer, CWC, in return im sending you this character for you to use as you see fit, it a sonichu that has parted of the straight path, and his goal is to do the same with every sonichu, with his whip he can induce bad thoughts upon his enemies, you can name him.

The drawing is okay, but I feel that is a terrible idea. I apologize, and thank you for your input.

From: Boyd Raymond <boydindahood48@yahoo.com> I noticed that a lot of the characters in your comic are Methodist, like you, so I was wondering, as mayor of CWCville, is it required by law that you have to be a Methodist, or are there people in CWCville who have other religions (and, if so, who are they and what are their religions)?

There are other religions in Cwcville, and at this time I have thought of them yet, but your input is being greatly considered, and I thank you for it.

From: Besarion Jughashvili <besarionjughashvili@rocketmail.com>

You are an inspiration to everybody with a family member on the autism spectrum.

Last week our son, Joseph, was diagnosed with High Functioning Autism. A family member told us about you, and we were amazed at how far you came. We just KNOW that Joseph can become as great as you.

So, do you have any advice for us?

How did your parents raise you?

What kind of therapies did they put you in?

What kind of tv shows were you raised with?

Do you support Neurodiversity and Autism rights? Do you support curing autism?

And last of all, what you think the cause of autism is? Do you think it is genetic or from environmental factors?

Very thanks,

Besarion and Ketevan

The best advice I can offer, and this answers the second question as well, Raise with Tender Loving Care, let your child make friends, and Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run. Speech Therapy for one; I do not recall any other therapies currently. Transformers, Jetsons, Smurfs, and (Filmation's) Ghostbusters to name the Top 4, plus Sesame Street and Care Bears. I support all three of those causes, especially finding the cure. Autism is Not Genetic; it comes from a shot the doctor's optionally give to the child after birth. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)

From: John McTavish <apittanceoftime@gmail.com>

How, exactly, was Harry Potter ever competing with Pokemon? That makes no sense. They're two completely different franchises intended for entirely different demographics. Never mind that Harry Potter (although having movies and games made from the license) is known primarily as a series of books.

Please don't tell me you just read some offhand statement in Nintendo Power and passed it off as fact.

For your information, my opinion for that Spaz is of my own creation; Nintendo Power had no influence in the matter whatsoever. The two came out at the same time, and I felt more for Pokemon, and I just never gave a darn for that Spaz, Harry Potter. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)