Mailbag 22

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From: At <asemaleyite@gmail.com>

I'm sorry, I should've been clearer.

If there were more gay men in the world, but not an increased amount of gay women, the number of free women would rise. As such, don't you think that the lack of a vaccine for "being gay," or conditioning to be straight, would help you in your Love Quest?

Thanks for your time,

Ashley

I still do not think that as any help at all; it would only be a total negative influence on me there.

From: Tom Jones <poopenhaufer@yahoo.com>

Greetings Chris,

I'm an avid supporter of the Sonichu series. I really hope to see it blossom into something big. After all, with such a huge fanbase, how can it not make a ton of money right?

I was wondering. About Clyde Cash. If you know who he is, and where he is, why not just go clobber him?

For your information, I DO NOT KNOW WHERE SPECIFICALLY HE IS LOCATED.

From: angryaryan88@hotmail.com

Hail, CWC!

I recently read your comics and subsequently became a huge fan. Your characters are well developed and memorable and your dialogue is witty and often profound. I feel that we agree on many political views, so I was inspired to created a new and original character. I recently sent in a letter to copyright him, so hopefully I'll hear back from them soon. I call him Swastichu. I'm currently in the process of making a comic book starring him and I've already had negotiations with Marvel Comics about publication. It looks like I'll have my first issue out by May or June. We should do a crossover story sometime! Let me know what you think.

Regards,

Alex Lane.

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Thank you for your character idea, but I feel it is not appropriate for my series; you have referenced him with the swastica, which offends the Jewish people. Although I am a Methodist Christian, I still respect the Jewish community as people. And with that, I would never place that symbol in my comics for risk of offending them. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:47, 23 December 2009 (CET)

From: 'Calvin Fredericks' <calfredericks85@aol.com>

Dear Chris,

The holidays are upon us, why doesn't your mom and dad both make an appearance on any of your videos? I'd love to hear you all sing Christmas carols!

God Bless and Merry Christmas!

-Calvin Frederickson

Because my mother and father do not want their faces on the internet.

From: Stephen Mayer <stephen.mayer@yahoo.com> Chris, I've noticed you repeatedly evading questions regarding your IQ test results. Was your test scored on a Stanford-Binet or a Cattell scale (zing!)? If your score was indeed 150 then you are in the top two percent of the population in terms of intelligence quotient and can join MENSA assuming you have been tested at a certified facility as you claim. This would be fantastic for you as MENSA is a great place to meet people. Many members of MENSA have found their husbands and wives through the organization and you would be more likely to find people you could relate to assuming your IQ is indeed 150. This could be a very valuable tool in your search for a sweetheart.

I will take that into consideration, thank you.

From: milena@kittymail.com

Yo Chris, I love the cat video will you ever do more videos with your pets?

As you are an animal expert, can I ask you some advice? I just got a cat and he's not behaving, he poos everywhere and rips stuff. How should I discipline him? Am I not hitting him hard enough?

Maybe, but not right now. DO NOT HIT YOUR CAT AT ALL. You should tell your cat not to do that repeatedly. Offer the cat a treat ONLY after the cat has done the desired thing you want him to do; poo in the liter box or on the paper, behaves like a good cat, or whatever else you want to train the cat to do. DO NOT GIVE THE CAT A TREAT after it misbehaves.