Mailbag 28
From CWCipedia
Hi Chris, love the comics.
I'm in an interracial relationship, and it hurts when people tell me I shouldn't marry the woman I love. I once heard a racist say that it would be ok to ban interracial marriage because it doesn't discriminate - anyone can get married, as long as its to a person of the same race.
Naturally I disagree with him and his sick, twisted thoughts. I know you would agree with me because you are part Cherokee, isn't that right? So, it puzzles me that you would wish the same thing on other people just because of their natural-born god-given orientation.
Why do you hate America? I always thought you were patriotic, but you don't support equal rights for everyone. :(
One other thing. You've previously mentioned that you push homoerotic thoughts out of your head. Do you realise that straight people don't need to? They don't have those thoughts in the first place. Why do you think you have them?
Thanks
- Newbunkle
Hello Chris, long time fan of Sonichu. And you, you big sexy man. Unfortunately I find myself losing attraction to you and it's terrible. I love a man with a thick full head of hair but your forehead is getting bigger and bigger every day :( Your hairline is waaaay closer to the top of your head than the average 27 year old male's! Whatever you're doing to make your hair fall out please stop! Are you a smoker? All those filthy toxins cling to your hair and destroy your folicles. How is your diet? Do you drink a lot of soda? High fructose corn syrup is very fattening, and while I kind of find your chubby body type adorable, it is also known for stunting hair growth :( Also please stop using Axe. The people at Axe only care about scent. This means they have to skimp on quality elsewhere. Axe uses harsh soaps which destroy skin and hair cells! This is why some companies make unscented and dye-free soaps - you can't have everything. Please Chris, for your female fans, stop losing your hair! Oh yeah, smoking, soft drinks, and harsh soaps can also give you horrible acne. You have pretty bad acne too :( Please Chris, change your diet/smoking habits/cleaning products before you end up looking like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons!
<3 <3 <3
Latrine Watson
Dear Christian,
If a Sonichu dies, do they perform an autopsy? I'm curious about whether the Sonichus are treated like human beings after death. I know their bodies are different from ours. I guess what I'm asking is, would arsenic show up in the toxicology work after the Sonichu autopsy? Would the arsenic just get metabolized and become untraceable? If the arsenic IS metabolized, how long does that process take? There's just so much about Sonichu physiology that I don't know!
Sorry for all of the questions. I just have one more. What is Sonichu's favorite drink?
Thanks!
Your devoted fan,
TM
Oops uh..... I think I might have sent you the wrong link on one of those pics...
I hope I didn't bother you.... I just wanted to show you my best modelling pictures..
xox
Dear Mr Chandler,
I have been a fan of yourself and Sonichu for many years now, but after seeing the recent comic pages where you shot the imposter in the legs and the latest videos on YouTube to Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, I don't think I can support a man with such angry and violent thoughts. Nor would I want my children to be exposed to that kind of behaviour.
I wish you well in the future, but I can no longer be a fan of Sonichu.
-- Yours,
Mr Richard Firth
Chrisitan, I wish to start by saying once again how much I respect you as an Artist and an Inspiration for my Creations, but your recent comment about my ASPERCHU really Grinds My Gears! I am disfortuned that you think my Aspergers is not True and Honest, which is what you suggest by suggesting that I know nothing about the Autism. I do have the Aspergers Papers; from work with my licensed psychotherapist who has years of working with children with developmental disorders (she is no pastoral councilor it is true, but she does the best she can) I have learned much about the Autism Spectrum.
Secondly, you remarked that ASPERCHU is a parody of your Sonichu, and of poor quality at that. Ignoring for the moment the rather rudeness of your statement that it is poor in quality (Some of us cannot afford Crayola Markers and many LittleBigPlanet downloads to use as tools for our creations Christian, some of us only have received enough christmas tugboat to buy Adobe CS4 and a Wacom Tablet to work with), I must let you know ONCE AGAIN that ASPERCHU is most certainly NOT a parodic work. In fact, ASPERCHU is a True and Honest creation from my Sound Mind and Heart with strengths given from my many joy-boys, gal-pals and my dearest sweetheart who all support me. However, I will extend the branch of olive and presume that it is possible you have simply confused it because you are not sure what a True Parody is (unlikely, but possible nonetheless). For the purpose of Extending your knowledge, I have included a new drawing which is a DELIBERATE and INTENTUAL parody, so as to set it apart from my ASPERCHU comics, which are Not parodies.
Please retract your statement, as it was very hurtful and rather petty of you. A great artist such as yourself has so many Fans that you surely must not feel threatened by the creations of an Up and Coming Aspiring artist such as me, who is also amassing a large following. There is room for more than One of us, Christian. Accept that another can enter your realm as a True and Mighty creator without having to lose your own stations.
With Honest Regards,
Alec Benson Leary
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