Mailbag 38

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From: Richard Allonger <longhardroadtonowhere@mail.com>

If Asperchu is a complete ripoff of Sonichu, which you claim it is, then does that mean that Sonichu has homoerotic undertones? Because you said Asperchu was gay and a parody, and if it's a parody, then it parodies the gay parts of Sonichu. If they exist, which they probably do.

Richard Allonger

SONICHU IS GAY!!!

From: Jamyl Sarum <loachcoach@gmail.com>

Dear Chris,

I think my dog, Boo, is gay. He hates women and likes to lick the faces of guys. Do you think dogs can be gay? If you think so, how can I make my dog straight? This is what he looks like. Does he look gay? Here's a pic of him. [1]

At this point, just let your dog be.

From: Kara Wiley <mistykara1982@gmail.com>

Chris, I had a short question from a fan! Is Collassall Chris supposed to be... ummm... some sort of pirate? He has a beard, and a torn shirt, and earrings, and this kind of man is one that some jerks used to call a "butt pirate" when I was in high school. Is Collassal Chris a butt pirate?

Thanks <3 Kara

NO, he is NOT a pirate. IT is a combination between my Human and Sonichu Selves.

From: Winston Quentin Shambler <WinstonQShambler@email.org>

Dear Chris,

I am not Appreciative on how You put My Email in your Autism Mailbag without Answering it. But I Digress. I'll forgive you if you put Mario Potter into the next Sonichu Comic so I can be More Famous. Just remember to give Credit to the REAL and GENUINE creator of Mario Potter. If you don't, I will use my Asperger Powers to Place a Curse on You. This Curse will stop you from finding a Sweetheart for the Rest of Your Life and make you a Lonely Frustrated Autistic Virgin Forever.

Winston Quentin Shambler

I'll consider it.

From: Jeff Frankfort <frankfort.jeff@aol.com>

Is Colossal Chris Chan supposed to be a heroin addict? Because he has the scratchy beard of a heroin addict and has dyed his hair blue with Kool-Aid like a homeless gutter punk, and likes to wear a sleeveless denim vest without a shirt on underneath like Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx, who did a lot of heroin. Does "Colossal" refer to the size of his heroin addiction?

- Jeff

Your observation is extremely correct.

From: John Macgillian <johnmacgillian@yahoo.ca>

Hello Christian Chandler My name is John Macgillian and first off I would like to thank you for your dedicated hard work on the comics. I thought I should take the time to ask you some important questions. Do people with autism attract homosexuals? A new study has recently been done in Canada at Guelp University, but the evidence is controversial. Also now that you and Alec B. Leary have teamed up and expanded Sonichu into a whole new universe have NEVER TEAMED UP and Alec is making a Mockery out of your comic and characters, Whats next? I would love to invest alot of money on Sonichu merchandise for my chain of stores across Canada, could you possibly do that for me? I am a HUGE FAN!!!!!!! I must say I love the work you and Alec have been doing with Asperchu, the character roles that are laid out in the Asperchu comics are so dynamic and unique have done in your own comics ONLY on the Cwcipedia and NOT on any other website. Anyways God Bless You Your Friend John

Ciao

To answer your first question, NO! HE AND I ARE NOT A TEAM; HE is only ticking me off! Read My Edits to your letter.

From: Brandon Louthan <brandonl1701@yahoo.com>

Me again, just wondering, are you aware that Giovanni has a son in canon named Silver, not to be confused with Silver the Hedgehog of course, so what was the need for Naitsirhc, and speaking of Naitsirhc, why did you pair him up with Kel? Especially considering that a Rocket's job is to usually steal a trainer's Pokemon.

Also, there are other evil teams other then Team Rocket, such as Teams Aqua, Magma and Galactic, will they ever make appearances?

Also, why no Tails? Tails is Sonic's best friend, so why hasn't he made appearneces?

I did not know that, and Naitsirhc is Adopted. Opposites Attract, and Kel has made him a better man over time. The other teams may make an appearance. I did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic.

From: Farrokh Bulsara <fm9546@yahoo.com>

Chris, it seems like everyone in the Sonichu fandom is leaving and going and reading Asperchu. I'm not a big fan of Asperchu myself but I can see why people are leaving.

Sonichu is getting too tangled, complicated and negative. I mean, there's people dying everywhere in Sonichu now! In the old days villains got a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha or beaten up but they weren't killed.

There are way too many characters, it seems like you added so many that you frequently forget they even exist and there are a lot of plot lines you brought up but haven't resolved. I mean, when are you going to get Crystal out of the Dark Mirror Hole? Are you just going to leave your own twin sister in there and forget about her? That's awful.

Also, Rosechu and Sonichu have kids now and are married. Most series jump the shark when this happens, Sonichu is no exception. There's also too much porn. No one wants to see porn of hedgehogs in a children's comic, even if you like porn, hedgehog sex is still really gross.

The only way I can see you fixing the franchise now is to throw out everything and start fresh. Go back to the birth of Sonichu and go from there. You don't have to worry about characters you no longer care about or plots you don't care to resolve. You can bring back all the good stuff about Sonichu and get rid of the bad. Most successful franchises have done this. James Bond, Batman, Superman, Transformers, and many others too.

Or you could do nothing and have all your fans leave while you sit there alone making comics about Rosechu putting in tampons.

I am working on the plots at my own pace; I HAVE NO LIFE OF MY OWN, and it is NOT YET COMPLETE; I NEED THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS TO ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY.