Mailbag 39
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Hey Christian,
I've been running a youth fan club up in a Montanan Methodist Church, but I was thinking of disbanding it. The other day we had a kid sent to time out because she called stupid. When asked why she said that, she said that god told Chris and Ivy that they were destined to be together, but then never met up in the comic, and then she died (in a very gross manner). then she said that God spent so much energy on that and not on turning Silvana to normal, which would've turned her good and probably spare a few lives. She then asked why God did that?
She has a good point, Mr. Chandler. Why do you have God do such stupid things? And why did you have god bind the two together if Chris would later mary some woman named Lovely Weather and then cheat on her with Meg? And then, as a Christian man you shot a person and killed thousands by making a building crumble.
Tomorrow we are having a vote in the next few days on what to do: A. We stay with your comic B. We abandon the fan club C. We begin following Asperchu.
Some of us think he's original, some of us believe that he is a parody, but we all agree his comic is well written and focused more on a kind and Christian character.
Do you have anything to say before we vote (my recommendation is you ignore Asperchu and focus on why you seem to make a mockery of god)
Yours in God
Nick
Chris,
Thanks for all of your great answers! I talked to my wife about it and let her know what you said. She still wasn't entirely happy about my son going to an escort service, but she agreed that it was time to let go. We are planning on taking Mike Junior to an escort service tomorrow! We found one that gives their women constant checkups and testing. They've e-mailed us with all of the records and they'll give my son a lineup of beauties to choose from!
My son is understandably nervous about his first time and he wanted to know if you had any tips for him. He wanted to know if you had any pickup lines that he could use. Any advice that you could give him would be much appreciated! I know he reads this, so I know he'd be thrilled if you could answer this.
Afterwards my wife and I were planning on having a small celebration about my son having his first time. It would just be an informal party with only his best friend and one or two other people. Do you think it would be appropriate to have this at our local O'Charley's or should we spring for someplace nicer? Where do you think we should take him? Would it be ok to have a cake telling him congratulations for his first time?
Thanks again,
Mike
Dear Chris:
Why do you think it's terrible when someone uses Sonichu in their webcomic? Why are they horrible people? Did you not use Sonic and Pikachu's character before in the Sonichu comic? Also, isn't Simonla's development based on someone else's creation and you still use her in your webcomic even though the original artist has begged you not to? I don't understand how this makes you any different... please explain this to me and I will remain a TRUE, LOYAL and HONEST fan!
Jasonla
Hey Chris, what's zappenin? I've been wondering, what do your parents think of Sonichu, the character and the comic? Do they read every issue you put out? I bet they brag to their friends about it, I know I would. What do they think about you achieving the internet fame that you have? Is it hard for them to live with a celebrity?
Keep zappin!
Anthony
At some point in your life, you were told to memorize a sequence of nine numbers. These numbers, much like the Sonichu Balls, unlock great opportunity in life -- as long as you remember what they are, of course. Your TRUE and LOYAL fanbase knows you have some trouble memorizing numbers, though. Why not put it on the internet? The internet never forgets anything. This might help you out later...
Gendo
Dear Chris,
First of all, me and my friends am a big fan of Sonichu (I am still waiting for the official merchandise). But one thing bothers me. Why are anti drugs statements made in the comics? Im a Dutch fan, and am quite offended by this. We in the Netherlands smoke weed (and it is legal). Drugs help people relax (because most people have busy lives/careers). Also, we treat homosexuals like equals. and prostitution is legal. Which are both things you and Sonichu don't like.
The Dutch fans would love a rectification of the whole anti-drug-, homo and prostitution matter, with the message that "it is ok for Dutch people to be homo, do drugs, or visiting a prostitute, as it is within the scope of the Dutch law" on the cwcipedia. This would really encourage the Dutch (and any other progressive European countries for that matter) to keep reading the comics.
Greetings! A Dutch Sonichu fan.
Picture of myself included, as a fan.
For me, for you.
Chris-chan. Chris-chan.
This is the voice of your conscience baby...I just wanna check one thing out with you. You don't mind?
Chris-chan, honey, what's got into ya?
Chris, I have a question.
You claim to respect women, but why is all of the (highly inappropriate) nudity in the comic geared towards men?
I know you don't want to turn women gay, y'know. So why haven't you put an equal portion of female-directed (highly inappropriate) nudity into the comic?
Not that it matters to me, because Alec doesn't bother with that disgusting shit in the first place (not turned on by hedgehog sex at all) and it greatly improve the quality of his comic as opposed to yours.
Hello from a faithful reader!
I was reading the latest issue of Sonichu to my son, (a practice fast becoming tradition in my family!), and we both ended up quite taken by your idea of Christian Love Day. It's values of unbridled platonic friendship have truly touched our souls, and needless to say my family will join in the celebration! We're basing our festivities around your favorite things, so we plan on spending the day watching Family Guy, drinking refreshing Pepsi and eating some fine soggy biscuits.
I have also gone to the trouble of making a "friendship card", which will be passed around to my church group and my sons' preschool in order to spread the word - I just want to get your approval on the design first! I've attached it to this email - on the inside I plan on putting one of your many sage quotes along with a link to the cwcipedia.
Please let me know what you think!
God bless and have a nice day.
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Dear Chris, Would you ever choose to have sex with a prostitute? If so, did you realize that it is illegal and you could end up in jail for a long time? Would you be uncomfortable knowing that she didn't really care about you at all and was just doing it for the money? Sincerely,
A worried fan
Hi Chris:
I love your sonichu comics, i was wondering how can you come up with new ideas for them always? it must be hard to find the inspiration for a new plot. I also want to start a comic someday, but i find difficult to develop a story.
To Mr. Christian Weston Chandler,
Hello, Mr. Chandler. I am an English teacher at a small junior high school in Middle Tennessee, and I sponsor the school's chapter of the Gay/Straight Alliance. Over the winter break, I had a student make mention of your comic in an email as a topic for future discussion once class resumes. Upon review of your comic, I have found it to be most worthy of discussion. Your portrayal of transsexuals and hermaphrodites is very interesting. The character Rosechu, for instance, fascinates me. Despite the labeling of being a female Raichu, I have gleamed from my research that she was actually a male Raichu, based on the pointedness of her tail. Then she was struck by a rainbow, transforming him/her into a lovely feminine being. This metaphor delights me! It is a very sensitive and positive portrayal of the struggle that transpeople endure when trying to determine and claim their identity. It is wonderful that you have allowed this character to find love and acceptance with a man, which is so often difficult in the real world. I have students who know the pain of being born into the body, and I am sure this will hearten them greatly. In addition, the character Magi-chan warms my heart in his obvious attraction to the character Silvana, even though she possessed the "wrong" genitalia at the time. The fact that he could see past the outer shell and to the person within is very sweet.
I must say though, that I object to Rosechu's characterization. She is a very stereotypical portrait of a transwoman, obsessed with maintaining her femininity to the point of ridiculousness. It is a tired cliche and an insult to all woman that their lives revolve around solely around their family and their vanity. In the future, I would like to see Rosechu develop interests outside her home and maxing out her credit card and become a better role model for young people struggling with their identities.
With deepest respect,
Ms. Veronica Henderson
Hi Chris I am a big fan from Japan & I was wondering if you could kill anyone in the world who would it be and why? You can pick more than one
person.
Herro! Dear Chris, I read Sonichu for long long time,I have so many questions! so sorreh! 1)If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the friend zone? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with? 2)Do you like everything you see, so long as it doesn't have gay stuff in it? 3)If you could upload your brain into a robot body, would you? 4)Why aren't you sure of the five worst games you've played? You can't have enjoyed every game you played. 5)If you went back to college, what would you major in? What classes would you take? 6)Why do you like the name "Reginald" so much? 7)Did you know that nearly all male porn actors start out making gay porn? What do you think of this? 8)Why did you get rid of asexuality in Sonichu 10? Hasn't it occurred to you that some people just don't like being in romantic relationships, and are much happier single? 9)In a recent chat, you said that if you had a chance, you would want to make being a homo illegal. Yet, in a video contemporary to the chat, you ask your fans not to leave you. How would you feel if all of your gay fans left you? 10)Have you ever considered getting your own apartment? What prevents you from doing so? 11)If there were no women, and men could reproduce sexually with other men, would homosexuality still be wrong? 12)Why do so many of your videos have a greenish-yellow tinge? 13)You hate homos, but you also hate straight men for "taking all the pretty girls leaving none for you." Shouldn't you support homos, so that other men can date each other and free up girls for you? 14)Sex isn't that big of a deal. It's fun, but you don't have to have sex to be happy. Why are you so big about sex? 15)Would life be better if we reproduced nonsexually, and thus didn't have a sex drive? 16)Since you haven't been very specific about your taste in women, who are your favorite porn stars? 17)Do you have any friends in the Autistic community?
tanks 4 answerin!
Dear Chris,
In an earlier response to a fanmail , you mentioned you had a simularity to the character played by Dustin Hoffman in the film Rain Man. Would you kindly mind listing your facinating abilitys? My daughter is autistic and a very big fan of your work, she has a gift with law and agues extreemly well in her law class, but unfortunately her speech impediment prevents some from understanding her. She wanted to ask you herself, but she has trouble writing and could not without my help.
FONDest regards
Chang Yu
Dear CWC,
Well, you probably remember my 5 year old son, right? The one who screamed and cried because his favourite characters weren't in the comic? The one who NEARLY JUMPED IN FRONT OF A BUS BECAUSE OF IT? Little Jimmy's basically catatonic now, he has to go to a therapist everyday and i don't know what to do Dearly seeking your advice, Sincerely
Sarah Lutt
So in a recent comic you met up with Meg from Family Guy and you clearly like her. However, according to Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, she gets a sex change later on and becomes a male named Ron. You could say that Stewie changing the future would have prevented but at the end she meets a guy named Ron and hints that she likes that name. Also, transsexuals can't be changed according to most psychologists and the only way to make them feel happy is to let them to transition to their true gender.
You are obviously not a homosexual, so I was wondering what you will do about this situation when it comes up.
You've said before that the job you most see yourself in is an "Office Job". I was wondering what you meant by that. There are many types of office jobs and they can be very different. For example: secretary and CEO positions can both be considered office jobs but they are very different. Your job would also depend on what the company does. For example: A web design company and a law firm are both office oriented companies but a law firm needs lawyers and paralegals(basically lawyer assistants) and a web design company would need programmers and graphic designers.
Just curious what your goals are.
Chris, please explain why you think Asperchu is crap.
Rules:
1. Do not use "It mocks me and my creation", as that is what a parody is supposed to do. I mean, Alec has said many times that he respects you, so it's really a benevolent (that means kindhearted, look it up) parody.
2. Do not just say "JUST LOOK AT IT" or "IT IS BAD". You need to tell us what you think of it and why. We are not mind-readers, we need details.
Hey Chris, Laura here!
I've been reading a lot of your comic as well as the AWESOME spinoff, Asperchu. I don't know why people can't just read and LOVE both. Anyway, I have two questions.
1. It looks like you got "trolled" in your comic by Silvana! Did you have sex with her?! If so how did that even work? Did you put your penis in her butt? I know it LOOKED like meg, but she still had a penis!!! Would you ever have sex with a shemale?
2. You've also made mention of your breasts in your last video! I myself have had several kids and have found breast feeding to be an enlightening and emotional experience. When you have kids do you plan on breast feeding your kids?
Stay cool!
LauraSecond, to answer your questions. 1) Yes, I did have sex with Silvana. When Silvana takes the form of an ALL-Female individual, its dick is THERE. 2) I would LOVE to have sex with a Hermaphrodite. 3) Maybe my MOM will breast-feed, but I was referring to MY Man-Boobs, of which Alec was NOT EXAGGERATING on HIS TASTEFUL Asperchu character.
--ChrisChanSonichu 07:16, 15 January 2010 (CET)
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