Mailbag 42
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Yo Chris,
Why is all Sonichu fanart better than your original Sonichu art?
CheersþEmailReply|Because I know as much about art as a white guy knows about having a big dick. Except Evan. I DREAM of sucking his cock.}}
þEmailReply|I am NOT working on it.}}
Hey Chris,
Are you worried that if whites and people of colour continue to have children together, the entire white race will be wiped out? We'll be nothing more than a race of coffee coloured people.
I am part of a group that fights against this. I'm not racist - I just don't want to see whites become extinct.
Will you join us?
Your friend,
Jazz.þEmailReply|Possibly a noble cause, as I hate niggers and would like nothing else but to see the black scourge wiped from the planet. However I will not join your group because that would require work and I am a lazy retard, but thank you for extending the offer. P.S. I do enjoy swallowing huge black cocks down my throat, so it may be acceptable to keep some black males as sex slaves.}}
You were asked if you were against interracial marriages.
Your response was, and I quote, "No I do not mean that. I mean Old Fashioned as in the Classic white-marry-white type of thing."
SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU'RE AGAINST INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES.þEmailReply|You misword me, I meant that I personally am against Other People in having interracial relationships and marriage. The quote you bring up to question is in reference to Only Myself, since I fucking hate niggers, of which I have stated earlier that while I am comfortable with having dirty and hard anal sex with black men, I do not feel comfortable with pursuing a relationship with them Myself.
--ChrisChanSonichu 06:25, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}
Hey Chris.
You say you've watched the 40-Year-Old Virgin a grand number of times. Well remember the part in the film where his friends are trying to help him get laid and they get him to move all of the toys out of his house? How come you don't get rid of your toys? Women don't like manchildren, dude.þEmailReply|IT'S MIIIINE! MY PRECIOUS! FUCK YOU!!}}
According to the Bulbapedia, the #1 source for Pokemon related facts, it states this:
"Gender differences: A female Raichu has a smaller, blunted lightning bolt at the end of its tail."
Yet, the Raichu which Rosechu evolved from has the male pointed tail. So on a factual basis, Rosechu evolved from a male. Thus making her transgendered.
I don't see how you could object to that. Even if you made a mistake while drawing, it doesn't change what Rosechu evolved from.
Randam Hajile
þEmailReply|Well Excuse Me for DRAWING ONE DETAIL, BUT the Fact Remains that the Raichu Rosechu transformed from WAS MALE. Do Not Judge a Pok'emon by their Shape, or "Don't Judge a Cock by its Cum."}}
Hey Chris,
If you ever find a girlfriend and have kids are you going to get them vaccinated, since vaccines are supposed to give them autism?
Oh, and you should thank that Asperchu guy for the all free publicity he's been giving you lately.
John WilliamsþEmailReply|I'll consult the physicians about that when the time comes. And to the second comment, I would thank him, but I'm waaay to egotistical for that.}}
If you delete, edit or ignore this e-mail you will have lost another fan. I expect a well reasoned reply.
Chris, why are you such a hypocrite? You denounce nudity and cursing in Asperchu's comics, but the nudity in Asperchu is tasteful and restrained and the cursing is relevant to the story. However you have drawn HARDCORE PORN of your Sonichus and cursed a lot more in your Youtube videos. There are also a lot of videos and pictures of YOURSELF doing FILTHY, DISGUSTING things and showing your privates, but you feel you can judge Alec for drawing a few innocent pictures.
You have lost a lot of fans and unless you SINCERELY apologize to Alec and acknowledge that Asperchu is a better comic and step up your own efforts, you will lose the few fans you have left.
þEmailReply|Firstly, I am a hypocrite; I drew what I did because I was under the stressed influence brought on from the cocaine and heroin. Besides which, I have censored the parts with images of Lemons and Bananas in the past, and I had ISSUED THE WARNING on the uncensored versions with the "TV-DZ" recreation and that if you were ALIVE, you should not view that content.
And those other images from My Person of My Person were SEDUCED FROM ME in the past BY THE BIG DICKED NIGGERS behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.
And Asperchu is a better comic, because of the Defaultly-Uncensored Content WITHOUT WARNING, and it is drawn in a delicious High-Resolution Fine art-Style.
--ChrisChanSonichu 06:25, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}
No, Chris, I'm clearly not stereotyping you.
You really don't understand love. You're confusing it with merely liking a person. What do you think love is? Physical attraction plus liking someone? No, it's deeper than that.
Like, I really don't blame you for wanting to cure the homos. You can't understand what it's like to be in love. If you did, you would realize it's horrible to cure homos. You're tearing them away from their loved ones. You aren't capable of understanding their feelings, so you don't get why everyone is so mad.
Don't worry about it. It's not your fault.
~ A fanþEmailReply|Love is getting sex for cheaper than a hooker. What else is there to understand?}}
