Mailbag 43
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Hi,
I find it strange that you think Asperchu is bad for swears and anti-religiousness when your favorite shows like South Park and Family Guy do the exact same thing. Please explain your logic.
Hey, I hope you don't count this as an "Asperchu" question and delete this because it's not:
Some questions about the new pages: 1.) If Ultra Sonichu's powers include curing Asperger's Syndrome, why don't you tell Ultra Sonichu to cure your autism? 2.) Why do you say that Asperchu/Mitch Sonichu needs a makeover, and that his glasses are terrible, when the outfit he was wearing is the same as one you own, and his glasses look like your glasses? 3.) Is Ultra Sonichu supposed to be a Christ-like figure? Isn't this kind of blasphemous since Sonichu is a Christian?
Thanks for answering!
Masaki Sumitani
Dear Chris: What Monty Python sketch is your favorite? Mine is Eric Idle's "Storytime" sketch, which can be seen here:
I find it hilarious because I can't imagine what kind of sick pervert would put that kind of stuff in something intended for children.
Chris,
In the Sonichu comics you've drawn your Sonichus and Rosechus praying to you. Do the other citizens of CWCville pray to you, too? The reason I ask is that I'm trying to start a cult, and was wondering how you got people to see you as an all-powerful, Godlike figure. So far my cult is only my girlfriend and a couple of other kids at my high school, but I think that's pretty good for a senior. Any advice for a fellow cult leader?
Lars Underwood
Dear Christian,
I apologise for the earlier e-mail in which I enquired about Asperchu and completely overlooked your own talents.
Your recent comic pages, in which you provided a makeover for Asperchu to give him a new look as "Mitch Sonichu", has proved to me that you have your own unique skills and qualities. This makes you perfect for television! We're starting up a remake of a classic TV show in which young, style-setting gentlemen such as yourself give fashion pointers to volunteers.
If you would like to be on the lineup of the brand new, remade "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", please get in touch with me.
Greetings!
From your latest comic, I see you have cured Asperchu and Alec's (Unapproved) Recreation of your Chaotic Combo. I noticed that many of your characters were not happy with their names and role. It's a bold step for a writer to change someone else's characters around like that.
Regards,
Dorothy Wayneright
Why do you think that putting in "evan.ip" in a computer will block me? That's not even an IP address, that's just my name and the letters "IP". Furthermore, you do it in your COMIC, not in real life. Do you think CWCville actually exists or something?
Also take Simonla out of your comic.
-Evan
