Mailbag 46

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From: Kevin Peter Hall <gettodachoppa1987@aol.com> Why are you lying about still drawing the comic even if you're not uploading pages? I mean, if you have pages, why not take the five minutes to upload them?

I say I have a life, but I really don't. I only go outside to molest girls and get McDonald's and feed my rapidly expanding gut. Expansion fanfiction writers would be so proud and probably aroused by me.

From: Tom Green <tomagreen@gmail.com>

Dear Christian-Chan Sonichu

I have noticed that your Sonichu franchise is failing horribly, being overtaken by the newer and more hip Asperchu.

If you truly want to hold on to any remaining fans, drastic action is needed. A current trend in Hollywood for failing franchises is a full on reboot.

Batman, The Punisher, Sherlock Holmes and even Spiderman have done it now. Clearly this is the only course of action you have left for your miserable little comic. Some suggestions I have for the style are to make it more realistic and gritty, maybe with a little violence and gore mixed in too.

Thank you for listening to my suggestions and I hope you consider what I have brought to the table.

Sincerely,

Thomas Andrew 'Antonio' Greene

You're wrong and dumb. FAG.

From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com> Question, when did you stop wetting the bed?

I still do, but I don't tell people because they laugh.

From: Hamsty the Hamster <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>

You should kill off like half your characters. Then you can focus on a main core. Your ensemble cast doesn't match up to the greatness of The Office. They have personalities, granted they've been stretched thin since like Season 3, but still, at least they have PERSONALITY.

I say my characters have personality but that's just me lying out my ass like usual.