Meg Griffin
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Chris has a crush on Megan Griffin (a cartoon character, for those keeping track at home). However, what Chris doesn't seem to understand is that a good portion of the show's "humor" is intended to come at the expense of Meg Griffin. She is mostly portrayed as fat, unlikeable and ugly (sound familiar?) and given very few lines in episodes. Despite her portrayal, Chris has developed feelings for her, perhaps finding a kindred spirit in another person whose only use seems to be to entertain the masses by being constantly mistreated by the world at large (that or her name just reminds him of Megan Schroeder...). Although she is underage, Chris has sought porn of her, going so far as to assimilate it into his comics.
On 8 October 2009, he commented on a YouTube clip from the episode "Road to the Multiverse" depicting a hot alternate-universe Meg, lamenting that if only MacFarlane let Meg turn 18 that CWC would "be all over her sweet pussy and breasts."
It is unknown what his opinion of Meg is following all the "nasty-ass" sex she had with Jerome in Family Guy 0807 ("Jerome Is the New Black").
In Sonichu 10, Chris went and inserted Meg into the comic, having her compliment Chris on the comic. In turn, Chris defends Meg's "honor" by beating up a guy who insults the two of them. He then kisses Meg, cheating on his future wife Lovely Weather. Ironically, if Meg likes Chris, this means the rest of the Griffin family hates him. However, he revealed this to be Silvana in disguise, though to what purpose remains to be seen.
Though, really it's quite obvious. Chris wants to be done up the ass by a transsexual. No matter how much he tries to deny it, he has made that perfectly clear. Chris is a homosexual trapped in the closet. This isn't the first time he has illustrated his repressed homosexual tendencies (a common theme in his comics) and surely won't be his last.
