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-Patti Chan, the former sex slave of Chritian Weston Chandler, which through being sodomized nightly was rescued by the legendary nigger in a pickle suit when replaced with officer nasty. Patti was later liquidated due to suffering from a painful bleeding prolapsed anus and P.T.A.R (post tramatic autism raping).  We will miss you dear patti.
+==The life and times of Patti-Chan==
+Patti Chan was [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s only TRUE and HONEST friend. Patti was unique among friends of Chris as she was the only one who would love him no matter what.
+Patti is the only being (aside from [[Simonla]]) who Chris has ever shed any tears over. She was also fortunate enough to die prior to Chris' announcement that he would have sex with a dog.
+==The resurrection and zombism of Patti-Chan==
+Perhaps out of desperation and lonliness, Patti-chan was resurrected in the [[Sonichu]] series of comics. This act was, at the time touted as being akin to Hitlers resurrection of the Jews, so that he could kill them again and again.
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Revision as of 20:19, 20 March 2010