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| - | ==The life and times of Patti-Chan==
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| - | Patti Chan was [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s only TRUE and HONEST friend. Patti was unique among friends of Chris as she was the only one who would love him no matter what.
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| - | Patti is the only being (aside from [[Simonla]]) who Chris has ever shed any tears over. She was also fortunate enough to die prior to Chris' announcement that he would have sex with a dog.
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| - | ==The resurrection and zombism of Patti-Chan==
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| - | Perhaps out of desperation and lonliness, Patti-chan was resurrected in the [[Sonichu]] series of comics. This act was, at the time touted as being akin to Hitlers resurrection of the Jews, so that he could kill them again and again.
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| - | IRL, patti was liquidated due to a massive prolapsed anus which bled on the carpets when it scooted around the chandler household. It is further reported that Bob Chandler shot patti on request of PETA's advocacy of ending the suffering of autistic beastiality.
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