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| - | '''Punchy Sonichu'''
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| - | ==The Story of his Life==
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| - | <br>The year is 20XX. CWCville, VA; a city filled with hate, corruption, and people that can't remember what it's like to smile. Except one creature: Punchy Sonichu. This is his story.. Of the power of hope, and his quest for peace.
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| - | Punchy Sonichu was one of the Chaotic Combo created by the Vibrant Rainbow that was the child of Sonic's chaos energy, and Pikachu's wacky lifestyle that involved being forced to suck cocks. However, Punchy proved to be different from the other of the Combo. Wild was sane, abiet gay, until he was forced to reproduce with Simonla, which drove him to the point of insanity where he forced his own lifespring to torture and kill a man. Magi-Chan would never challenge The Mayor, countering the thoughts of many rebellions that he may have hated him. The other two were nothing more than slaves to the standards of society. This society, the society for which he lived, the society for which made him lone, the society that he would defeat.
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| - | Dedicating himself to the lifestyle of a Ronin after his master was in an "accident", Punchy mastered many styles of Hand-to-Hand combat, rather they originate from Egypt, be the style of Lucha Libre in Mexico, or belong to the cultures of the east that had interested him the most, Punchy learned all of them. Physical moves wouldn't be enough however. He would need to be prepared to face Magi-Chan. Knowing that his mind could be read at almost any instandt Punchy mastered the art of acting as a comedic stereotype, trying to be "random", and acting as though he was in love. This was all a lie however. Punchy considered himself for the most part to be asexual, only having one goal: To Free The People.
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| - | Mastering all possible techniques that could be used to hide his thoughts, Punchy takes on Magi-Chan first. Although at first Magi-Chan easily teleported around, dodging Punchy's attacks, the ghost of Punchy's Master appeared, and held Magi-Chan still, giving Punchy the chance to unleash the power of his ultimate attack.. The climax of all his training, a move he called "Real World", where he incorporated all of the fighting styles he had learned to kill Magi-Chan.
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| - | With Magi-Chan out of the way, all of the other Chu(s) were a piece of cake for Punchy. Taking them out, one by one, while marching to The Mayor's office, Punchy prepared himself. The Mayor would be difficult, for he had no sense of honor, and had implement all of the DNA of the Chaotic Combo into him, giving him UNLIMITED POWER! Punchy was ready though, for he had an ally waiting for him...
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| - | He Entered the Office of the Mayor, prepared to die if needed. "It doesn't matter", Punchy thought to himself while he waited for the Mayor to strike, "I've already won." The Mayor teleported into his office, to which Punchy smiled and said, "Dumbasss. You should install security cameras. NOW BILLY!" Billy Mays jumped in from a window, and pulled out a rocket launcher, using it's ammos of Black Dildos and Pickles, he managed to kill The Mayor. He and Punchy then striked a badass pose, cause shit just got real.
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| - | Although it would be a long time before the city was fixed, it was on the right track. Billy Mays managed to become mayor through a fair election, and Punchy had started up a dojo and youth center... All will be well.
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