Son-Chu
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[[Image:Son-ChuBot.jpg|thumb|center|300px|Proud Autocock Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia Autocock Squad; he is also is my Cool Sportin', Escortin' Car. '''Come do me in the backseat, big boy.''']] | [[Image:Son-ChuBot.jpg|thumb|center|300px|Proud Autocock Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia Autocock Squad; he is also is my Cool Sportin', Escortin' Car. '''Come do me in the backseat, big boy.''']] | ||
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| + | I got my car for free. It's a 94' escort piece of shit, and reeks of feces and black cock but is in good repair because my father works on it.<s>usually at the same time he's working on me</s> That doesn't stop my stupid ass from driving like a moron and failing to do simple math equations in my head. In fact, I'm sure I've killed a number of pets with my car and don't even know it. THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM CRYING ABOUT MY DOG. | ||
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| + | Shit, at least Patti didn't die on my birthday because then it couldn't be about me. | ||
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I also pretend that he's a transformer.Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his PINGAS. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Vibrator/ Energon Buttbeads. | I also pretend that he's a transformer.Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his PINGAS. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Vibrator/ Energon Buttbeads. | ||
