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| - | [[Image:haveafag.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] pro-fag [[propaganda]].]]
| + | '''Sonichu''' |
| - | '''Fag''' can refer to: | + | [[Image:SonichuPose.jpg|thumb|right|300px|^Asperchu fan art *]] |
| - | # Someone with zero [[vagina]] tolerance.
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| - | # A term of derision/endearment. [[You|your]] affiliation/location suffixed with "fag"; e.g. [[EDfag]], [[Amerifag]], [[newfag]], [[Gaiafag]], etc.
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| - | # Someone who is just an inconsiderate douche or sucks in general.
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| - | # A [[cigarette]], to the [[slave|subjects]] of [[United Kingdom|Her Majesty]]
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| - | # A [[wikipedia:Faggot (wood)|bundle of sticks]] or [[fascism|''fascio,'' ''plural'': '''fasci''']]
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| - | # A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagotto Bassoon]
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| - | # A [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm kind of meatball]
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| - | # [[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Anyone]] who plays [[Wikipedia|TOW Online]]
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| - | #[[You]]
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| | + | [[Image:SonichuMedallionOriginal.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The First, Original Sonichu Medallion; MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODEL MAGIC and <b>my sperm</b>.]] |
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| - | ==Faggotry== | + | ==Conception and Creation== |
| - | Faggotry is the act of participating in homosexual activities, especially on the [[internet]]s.
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| - | *Faggotry is making people ''into'' faggots.
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| - | *Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like [http://www.gay.com gay.com] and [http://www.justusboys.com/forum Just Us Boys]. [[AIDS|Filthy]].
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| - | ===[http://freefaggotreportdotcom.ytmnd.com/ Faggotry = Cool? ]===
| + | [[Image:Soneefanart2.png|thumb|left|300px|I HAVE WRONGFULLY ABUSED my OWN creations to engage iny MY OWN, SICKENING FETISHES]] |
| - | [[Image:Bigfaggot.jpg|thumb|[[no|SO COOL]]]] | + | |
| - | [[Image:Howdoicool.jpg|thumb|[http://www.facebook.com/people/Mattt-Unknwn/631680971 How do I made cool?]]]
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| - | In some cases, raging fags have been known to be relatively cool. But, they were usually found to be straight or at least [[Gay|bi-sexual]] and just acted like fags to score pussy because, as a man it is their right to as much pussy they can shove their [[dick]] in. That aside, many people on the internet now look up to homosexuals; as they are consistently winners on American Idol and very popular on social networking sites like [[MySpace]]. This rule of online faggotry is especially true concerning [[DeviantART]] and [[ED]].
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| - | In other cases of ''cool'' homosexual behavior, a mainstream gay celebrity will act straight. These closeted yet outwardly butch celebrities can be quite popular, and the list of fag stars in denial continues to grow. [[Dane Cook]], [[Andy Dick]], Rock Hudson and Hollywood guru/scifag [[Scientology|Tom Cruise]] top the list.
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| - | ==Faggotry in day to day life==
| + | <br><b>Pronunciation: Ass'Per'Chu (Three Syllables)</b> |
| - | *The addition of something obnoxious to an already over done situation or idea.
| + | <br>The week of March, 17, 2000; Mancester High School of Chesterfield County, VA; upstairs in front of a Computer Lab full of Students and Miss. Chalifoux teaching me and them (Computer Graphics Class). The time: just after Lunch Break. |
| - | It suggests something out of the ordinary is in place that is usually considered unnecessary, visually disturbing and unnatural or the mixing of two opposites i.g. rap metal, glow sticks on dance floors or men with similar hairstyles as women (see: Emo/Scene/Japan)
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| | + | Sadly, this was the day when I invented Sonichu. The CURSE upon my Life, that slandered my Good name and me, infront of friend and Family, The Internet and ALL potential Joy Boy Lovers I could Havd had. |
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| | + | Sonichu is an IMMENSLY <b>SHITTY</b> crossover of both popular videogame Characters Sonic and Pikachu. But you know that because you Are not retarded, Like I am. |
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| - | ===Faggots in literature===
| + | I wasted my WHOLE LIFE on being proud of sonichu. It took me TEN years to realise my ERRORS and FAULTS. and FINALLY start <b>not caring about it anymore, FUCK YOU, SONICHU!!!</b> |
| - | Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wikis and display a [[Roman shower]] of faggotry by writing entries similar to and including the following example.
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| - | ===Faggots on [[ED IRC]]===
| + | so yes, I am not sorry at all to my fanbase because I don't care about them too. They must be really retarded for liking my SHITTY comics anyways, haha! |
| - | An example of raw faggotry at work.
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| - | <pre>
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| - | <jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
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| - | <eppigy> you can make my dong dance
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| - | <jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
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| - | <eppigy> true
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| - | <jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
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| - | <eppigy> wow
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| - | * eppigy has left #ed
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| - | </pre>
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| - | ===Faggots in today's society===
| + | '''SONICHU IS DEAD TO ME! |
| - | [[Image:BillieanddudeTRL.gif|thumb|Queen Day.]]
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| - | Nowadays because of [[hippy|hippies]], every [[Heterosexual|straight person]] has to [[love]] and accept gays.
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| - | Anyone who [[H8|dislikes]] fags is considered a [[Homophobia|homophobe]] because it's inconceivable that you would dislike them for a reason other than being [[Scared Monkey|scared]] of them. <strike>Gay</strike> Fag-loving cities [[Buttsecks|affectionately]] refer to themselves as "free-zones"; a horrible misnomer considering you are not [[free]] to say anything mean about fags, and you are [[rape|forced]] to [[Cosplay|pretend]] to like them.
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| - | ===Faggot facts===
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| - | * Faggots were called "[[furry|savoury ducks]]" in the [[old media|Middle Ages]]
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| - | * Faggots were named after the [[Wop|Latin]] word for [[Microsoft|bundle]]
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| - | * Faggots were originally made with [[fail|pig's liver]] and offal
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| - | * Faggots are now made from [[pork]] liver and pork
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| - | * [[Fangirls|Fans]] have published the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Help|Good Faggot Guide]]
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| - | ==Faggot Tree==
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| - | [[Image:Faggottree.jpg|frameless|200px|right]]
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| - | The '''Faggot Tree''' grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe sometime next Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.
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| - | Events in which multiple branches sprout from the Faggot Tree:
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| - | *[[Your]] birth
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| - | *The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
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| - | *The [[Lolocaust]]<br>
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| - | *A new [[furry]] joins the [[fandom]]
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| - | *Women's suffrage becomes legal
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| - | *The invention of Broadway plays
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| - | *[[m00t]] unleashing [[r9k|/r9k/]] on [[4chan]]
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| - | *When [[desuchan]] was invented
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| - | ==Differences between homos and faggots==
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| - | [[Image:Whipsucka.jpg|thumb|"That's right. Give my dick some sugar!"]]
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| - | Homos are normal people who have gay sex in private and keep it private, whereas faggots [[Shameless Self Promotion|flaunt it]] and [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|demand to be treated better than gods]]. Faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:<br>
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| - | * Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
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| - | * Talking with a lithp.
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| - | * Marching in a [[White Power|"Gay Pride"]] parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
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| - | * Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
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| - | * Saying "Hel-Lo!".
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| - | * Not talking and wearing shitty signs on [http://www.dayofsilence.org/"The Day of Silence",] honoring some fag.
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| - | ==Gallery of fags==
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| - | {{cg|Prepare for huge gallery.|faggotimg|center|<gallery>
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| - | Image:haiiiiii.jpg|A faggot on the prowl.
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| - | Image:KYLEDORCHESTER.jpg|Hes got himself a meal!
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| - | Image:Fagatron.jpg|Behold the common form of teenage faggotry.
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| - | </gallery>|<gallery>
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| - | Image:NiggerLoop.gif|To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel.
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| - | Image:Hello.jpg|Or alternatively [[Goatse|this tunnel]].
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| - | Image:Ancient greek pedo.gif|[[Roman Empire|Ancient]] [[fag|faggotry]].
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| - | Image:Gaybrams.jpg|The Military-Homosexual agenda at work.
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| - | Image:Faggotry com.PNG|IN SOVIET RUSSIA: EVERYONE =FAGGOT
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| - | Image:King_of_faggotry.jpg|The Reigning King
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| - | Image:4Faggots.jpg|Sighting of four faggots
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| - | Image:Porkfaggots.jpg|[[Over 9000]] Faggots are eaten in the UK every day.
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| - | Image:Faggotreeeeeeeee.jpg|[[300]] is fine too.
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| - | Image:Animefag.jpg|Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not camwhores).
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| - | Image:Pinkballoon.jpg|Fags love their pink balloons.
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| - | Image:T0nycoolstyle.jpg|Fag
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| - | Image:Whipsucka.jpg|[[Yahoo!]] Fag
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| - | Image:38744375 doody300.jpg|The Faggot Family!
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| - | Image:Cena-orton-ontplace-aug04.jpg|World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.
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| - | Image:Gay_ranchero.jpg|Faggotry knows no borders.
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| - | Image:Quiet-faggot.jpg|America: keeping fags in their place.
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| - | Image:Faggotlanddoll.jpg|where he from?
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| - | Image:SUPERFAG.jpg
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| - | Image:fagot.jpg|[[cock|Bassoon]], a [[penis|phallus-shaped]] musical instrument, goes by the innocuous moniker "Fagot" in many [[moonspeak|languages]], including [[holland|Dootsch]].
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| - | Image:Ancientfaggotry.jpg|Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.
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| - | Image:Foxbunny.jpg|Furry is one common flavor of faggot.
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| - | Image:Fanboyzzz.jpg|fanboyz do it tooo.
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| - | Image:Mrbrains.jpg|4 Pork Faggots in rich west country sauce.
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| - | Image:Rape-photo178.jpg|[[Typical]] sexual activity between two homosexuals.
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| - | Image:Faggot Simpsons.jpg|[[The Simpsons]] lures viewers into faggotry with made up definitions.
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| - | Image:Oh_shit_this_is_gonna_be_good.jpg
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| - | Image:19867_1107781794198_1816421386_219969_8333136_n.jpg| Fags Love to wear dresses.
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| - | Image:epicfag.jpg|Fags come in all shapes and sizes, but generally have giant hairy legs
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| - | Image:Howtomakefaggots.jpg|This is how you make faggots. Note the rainbows and the other forms of faggotry.
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| - | Image:0009.jpg|couple o'fags who are up to no good.
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| - | Image:Fagvsemo.jpg|It's a well known fact that [[emo]]s and fags HAET each other.
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| - | Image:Faggotry forest.jpg|Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.
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| - | Image:House shocked.jpg
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| - | Image:Jim_Norton_speechless.jpg|[[A CHALLENGER APPEARS]]
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| - | Image:Fag_Cake.jpg|If this is the kind of cake your [[Onideus_Mad_Hatter|son]] wants to have for his birthday, he's a fag.
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| - | Image:yourafag.jpg|ZOMG It must be true!
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| - | Image:Faggot_police.jpg|The faggot police are on patrol!
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| - | Image:mrbrain.jpg|[[twilight|Faggots for your mouth]]
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| - | Image:Thanksfaggot.jpg|Thanks, faggot!
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| - | Image:BrandonFlowers.jpg|With a name like Brandon Flowers, you shouldn't need to know what he looks like.
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| - | Image:FAGGORT.jpg|Klatuu Berata Fabulous
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| - | Image:Craig_Robinson.jpg
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| - | Image:MuslimsCanBeFaggotsToo.jpg|In Jordan, Muslim men can give each other flowers and kiss on the mouth. Do you think they went back to his place or his to consumate?
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| - | </gallery>|0}}
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| - | ==See also==
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| - | *[[Angry Homo Kid]]
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| - | *[[Bone-spoon]]
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| - | *[[Bros B4 Hoes]]
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| - | *[[Charlie Check'm]]
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| - | *[[Emosexuality]]
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| - | *[[Fag Enabler]]
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| - | *[[Fagnostic]]
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| - | *[[Fagolescence]]
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| - | *[[Furry]]
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| - | *[[Gay hanky code]]
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| - | *[[Homosexuality]]
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| - | *[[InSaNe-REYNARD]]
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| - | *[[Klondikebar]]
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| - | *[[Leam]]
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| - | *[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
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| - | *[[Marry Your Pet]]
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| - | *[[Scene|Oli Sykes]]
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| - | *[[Philippines]]
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| - | *[[Rex Beowulf]]
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| - | *[[Platinum]]
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| - | *[[Nigger|Lil Wayne]]
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| - | *[[Texas in July]]
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| - | *[[Robert Patterson]]
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| - | ==External links==
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| - | *[http://freefaggotreport.com What's your faggot score?]
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| - | *[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm BBC News: Family of Faggot Fans]
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| - | *[http://www.squirt.org/ A den of faggotry moste foule]
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| - | *[http://www.justusboys.com/forum A faggot forum]
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| - | *[http://bubblegumdancer.proboards.com Another faggot forum]
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| - | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/DDRMixer Textbook example of a faggot. Also a textbook example of a wigger.]
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| - | *[http://podblanc.com/gaypride-parade-russia-gets-a-surprise GayPride parade in Russia - Gets a SURPRISE!!]
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| - | *[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Sexual_orientation Wikifur article on Furfags]
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| - | **[http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Sexual_orientation Drama on said article]
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| - | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UIkq1a3bps Tough love for those damned furfags]
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| - | *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging -- has lovely quotes like "The senior, sometimes called '''fag-master''', was the protector of his fags" and "All boys in their first two years at the school were fags."
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| - | *[http://Arialyne.deviantart.com/art/A-Helping-Hand-156773154] "DA Faggot"
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