Vivian Gee

From CWCipedia

Vivian Gee has produced a number of Sonichu products, but She is Best known for giving AWFUL Advice that I, Christian Weston Chandler, refuse to listen to. She is the ONLY PUSSY I would ever consider sticking my DIRTY, CRAPPED DUCK into (BUT FOR THE RECORD, I LOVE MEN'S ASSES. I'M GAAAAAAAY!!!). Here is a list of Vivian Gee's AWFUL ADVICE and INCORRECT quotes.

1. Don't touch women without asking. (How the HELL do you expect me to be SENSUAL?)

2. Take off my my medallion. (IT'S WHERE I GET MY POWERS FROM!)

3. Sonichu turns women off. (Sonichu is MARRIED! How could that turn women off?!)

4. Jerkops didn't cause my troubles. (If that's true then why did they ARREST ME?)

5. Following girls around without them knowing is stalking. (It's CALLED finding a gal-pal to make into a SWEETHEART from the ground up!)

6. No one wants to know how made up hedgehogs have sex. (I wanted to know so I told the WORLD.)

7. Proving something about woman's rights or something by having a girl strip naked...that's a conflicting message. (I do not understand what is CONFLICTING about it! Rosechu had to prove she was a WOMAN with a UTERUS and OVARIES!)

8. You should have better judgment when adding in jokes. That Obama joke comes off extremely racist. (I do not see what is Racist about it. It was a RUMOR that was going around. I also have Trouble with RUMORS.)

9. Sonichufan is a fucking troll. Why else would he be the one to set you up with Kawaii? Can't you understand that? I mean, all he's doing is imitating your mannerisms. Look at his latest video. He stuffed his shirt so he can look more like you. I can't believe you're still so naive. (I HATE THAT WORD NAIVE! IT SOUNDS LIKE NAILS SCRAPING ACROSS A CHALK BOARD!)

10. Sonichu will never get anywhere. (Obviously Vivian has not taken the TIME to look at my Cwcipedia and my fandase.)

11.If you quit Sonichu and start working on your real life harder, I'm sure you'll find success. (That would mean I would have to get a JOB. My Father who I haven't seen in a while said I would loose the tugboat if I did. YOU'RE THE NAIVE ONE.)

12. You have never tried when it comes to women. Never. You can't just sit around and wait for it to happen. You have to make it happen. (I have had MANY girlfriends but they have all DIED or have been Stolen By Some JERK! I do not care about having a girlfriend, I care that I am a 28 year old High Functioning Autistic VIRGIN.)

13. Panda is a troll, she is just setting you up for a fall. (I WILL NEVER give up on my Sweet Dead Pandabear Unless I have HARD evidence proving that for real, NOT the LAME evidence like Mudkips, Pickles, web-documents and digital text.)

I'm sure there are other stupid things like joining the workforce and stop eating McDonald's but I don't really read her emails. VIVIAN if you are Reading this you should KNOW that your emails are VERY STRESSFUL. I do not appreciate hearing from a TROLL like you. CLOSE THAT YOUTUBE ACCOUNT YOU VAPID CUNT!