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== TRAGEDY! ==
== TRAGEDY! ==
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[[Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg|thumb|How it happened.]]
One day, while at the...movies, I guess?  The clone bitch went into the bathroom.  She sat down on the seat, and just as she began to take a massive shit, she realized something.  She had not sat on a toilet, but a Voltorb pretending to be a Toilet.  It was now covered in shit and Voltorbs DO NOT LIKE TOUCHING.  I suspect that it was Autistic.  It promptly exploded, sending shards of the real toilet shooting up her anus, shattering her insides and leaving her begging for the sweat release of death.
One day, while at the...movies, I guess?  The clone bitch went into the bathroom.  She sat down on the seat, and just as she began to take a massive shit, she realized something.  She had not sat on a toilet, but a Voltorb pretending to be a Toilet.  It was now covered in shit and Voltorbs DO NOT LIKE TOUCHING.  I suspect that it was Autistic.  It promptly exploded, sending shards of the real toilet shooting up her anus, shattering her insides and leaving her begging for the sweat release of death.

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