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| - | Oh, and I guess he can do shit with plants, but that's boring.
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| - | His only useful skill is playing the Sit 'n Spin.
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| - | == Selfish Attitude ==
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| - | When Wild's Egg was found, the Scyther that adopted him always hated him for not being able to do shit a Grass Type should do. I'm not sure why a Bug type would care, but I'm Christian Weston Chandler so I don't need to make sense. He may or may not be retarded as well, since when his father tried to teach him Leaf Blade he somehow tried Razor Leaf instead. Why a Scyther was trying to teach an attack it couldn't use is once again beyond me.
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| - | Eventually, after repeatedly fucking his mother Venusaur's fat ass, he figured out how to do shit. This did not stop him from failing to save his father from poachers. This apparently happened before Sonichu Episode 11, so this means Wild was just dicking around the forest and chasing after [[Blake Black Sonichu|some nigger]] who flew into him. Consumed by his hatred of the African Hedgehog's superior phisique, he gave chase, forgetting about saving his father. This is totally okay because Wild hated him for expecting him to be able to do basic things.
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| - | ==Later==
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| - | Wild pretty much dicked around CWCville doing nothing useful. Hell, Magi-chan was more useful. In fact, I ought to take after Alec and kill the rest of the Combo, I only need Magi-chan's ability to worm out of plotholes. I can't give him up because I am retarded and fall into plotholes very often.
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| - | At one point he snuck into ED and stole a ball they had for some reason, likely to shove it up his ass.
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| - | Then he ran into [[Simonla Rosechu| some clone bitch]] with drills for hands. The Mayor decided that he should be paired off with a Ground/Bug type because they were different. Simonla, being a soulless, brainless clone who could only comprehend sex and digging, saw nothing wrong with this. Wild was happy that he finally had a girlfriend of reasonable weight--now he wouldn't have to walk back to the forest to fuck his mother when he felt bad about everyone thinking he was gay. The clone was eventually impregnated and laid an egg. Because both were too damn lazy to walk, the egg took forever to hatch.
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| - | == TRAGEDY! ==
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| - | [[Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg|thumb|How it happened.]]
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| - | One day, while at the...movies, I guess? The clone bitch went into the bathroom. She sat down on the seat, and just as she began to take a massive shit, she realized something. She had not sat on a toilet, but a Voltorb pretending to be a Toilet. It was now covered in shit and Voltorbs DO NOT LIKE TOUCHING. I suspect that it was Autistic. It promptly exploded, sending shards of the real toilet shooting up her anus, shattering her insides and leaving her begging for the sweat release of death.
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| - | At the time, Simonchu--the creature she was cloned from--and his HONEST and TRUE creator Evan George were attempting to get inside to stop the Voltorb before it could kill anyone. However, Magi-chan saw them and assumed wrongfully that they were attempting to kill her.
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| - | But she was a character in Sonichu, so death would have been merciful. Eventually, she was allowed to die.
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| - | == Horrible Parentage ==
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| - | Chris refused to accept that any of his creations could have been dumb enough to mistake a Voltorb for a toilet. Instead, he opted to frame Evan and three of his friends in an elaborate mock trial. This was illogical for many reasons, but it's just easier to say that Chris is a facist than to explain why he was wrong.
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| - | As Chris tried to figure out how to feign the trial, Wild was left to figure out how to raise an egg on his own. Eventually, it hatched and he dubbed the newborn abomination Sandy. Not content with letting the girl have any shred of innocence, Magi-chan immediately ruined her life by claiming that Evan, the hero who attempted to save her mother despite his hatred of her, was guilty of the crime. Wild, who agreed with Magi-chan's insane theory(as a Psychic, he is Above All Law and not an unfit witness), promptly tricked Sandy into playing with some Soft Sand, causing her to evolve only four weeks into her life, permanently robbing her of her childhood and adding further to her already massive emotional trauma.
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| - | Then he made her decapitate Evan, her True and Honest Grandfather.
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| - | Wild is a douche.
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