Premere Issue #1  January, 2004

Sonichu Busts a Move

After watching the classic Peanuts TV episode, It’s Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown, he gets the disco tune stuck in his head and busted more moves than Little Thin Momma.  Sonichu said, “I didn’t understand what came over me; I’ve heard the song once and suddenly, I created the “Sonichu Rap.”

Sonic the Hedgehog Makes an Ethical Mistake

After amazing success on the Nintendo Gamecube and Game Boy Advance, Sonic pays a visit to the Playstation 2 and X-Box systems; BIG MISTAKE!  The PS2 and X-Box versions remained dusty on the shelves, and the GCN version SOLD OUT.  Consumers all said and agreed that the PS2 and X-Box stink on ice, mostly because of the terrible graphics.  Since the Ganecube has the BEST graphics of all, it is the TOP system ever.  So, in this reporter’s opinion, you should buy the Gamecube version of Sonic Heroes, and boycott the PS2 and X-Box altogether.

Top 5 Websites:

5.  Pokemon.com…http://www.pokemon.com
4.  Sega.com…http://www.sega.com
3.  Nintendo.com…http://www.nintendo.com
2.  Sonic Central…http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php
*1.  CWC’s Sonichu Site!...cwcson.htm
 

Sonichu’s Poetry Corner

*Saddest Heart in the World*
By. Christian W. Chandler
November 4, 2003

Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad, the Mastermind is very bad.  In efforts of getting a Boyfriend-Free gal, that female dog took my only idea for a fall.  Heart-broken, sad and very lonely, I may never remove my virginity.  And with Backstreet Boys’ tune, I sing my lonesome croon:

“Tell me why, I’m stuck as a virgin with rage.
Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age.
Tell me why, I ain’t ever wanna hear you say,
‘I have a boyfriend.’”

And so, deep in dreary thought, a girl was what I sought.  A stitch in time, will never remove my crying rhyme.  I may be destined for loneliness forever; fate is to blame… whatever.  I conclude this cry, to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.
 

Personals

Christian W. Chandler is 21 (22 as of February 24, 2004) and single seeking a Single Female Companion of the following qualities:

*18-21 years of age (18-22 as of February 24, 2004).  *Does not already have a boyfriend.  *Single.  *Blonde or Brunette  *Average or Slender body type.  *Does NOT smoke and/or drink alcohol.  *5’ or taller.  *Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area.  *White.  *Average to High income.  *Drives a vehicle.  *Happy, Positive Personality.  *A Caring girl.

*Christian is a very shy, and very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters (No E-Mails or Phone Calls).  So if you are interested, he can be found around Piedmont Virginia Community College, or Fashion Square Shopping Center.  When getting his attention, approach and say hi to him.  Do NOT flirt from a distance; he will not be able to notice.  To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the Sonichu Medallion.