Issue #5 September/October, 2004
Extended Hiatus is Finished
We here at Sonichu’s News Dash apologize for not writing up issues during the summer months, but the head chief of staff, Christian Weston Chandler, was in a Very Lonesome slump. And he was recently Soul and Heart-Shattered by a bunch of Jerk Cops at the Fashion Square shopping center, and by the female dog, Mary Lee Walsh, at Piedmont Virginia Community College. These people did not agree with his sound methods of attracting an 18-(his current age) Boyfriend-Free woman. But after a stroll through the lovely and serene campus at the University of Virginia, he regained some peace within himself. And so, while he is still journeying through his Love Quest, the News Dash will run Bi-Monthly, but with more general articles of interest. Thank you for your patience.
Sonichu’s Father Meets Hyatt’s Voice
On May 29, 2004, I, Christian Chandler, attended my first Anime Convention.
I had a good time watching some Anime, sampling some Ramune (Japan Soda),
and other things. My main highlight though was meeting the lovely
and sweet-spoken voice actress, Monica Rial (pictured next to me to the
left). Monica is well known for being the voice behind many Anime
characters. Some of which include: Hyatt (Excel Saga), Saki (Steel
Angel Kurumi), Mikako (Martian Sucessor Nadesico) and Shii (Puni Puni Poemy). She also sings opera very nicely, and she is a very nice, fun and sweet person to hang around with. She sure made my day a sweet one. ;8)
Sonichu Explores the UVA
After hanging at Fashion Square and PVCC, Sonichu, the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, decided to give the University of Virginia a try. He found the campus grounds serene and peaceful with its history, scenery and plenty of grass to rest on. He found himself educated within the libraries’ many books, and made like he was in Paris with the outdoor tables and chairs. And the “Corner” stores had an interesting selection of items from pencil sets to DVDs. He gave the UVA 5/5 Lightning Bolts of approval. Thank you UVA, for a very peaceful place to chill at in the city of Charlottesville.
Mystery Hedgehogs Run Wild in Cwcville
Three hedgehogs of unknown origins have appeared in the city of Cwcville.
Chris-Chan Sonichu (left) can run almost as fast as Sonichu, and is capable
of releasing strong physical attacks in defense. He often appears
to aid the Chaotic Combo when needed. Wes-Li Sonichu (middle) is
Chris-Chan’s rival, and he appears when challenging Chris-Chan to a duel
for the lady who came into their lives. Sarahama Rosechu (right)
is the peacemaker between the other two hedgehogs. She comes, not
only to break up the fights, but to keep peace in Cwcville.
Christian W. Chandler is 22 and single seeking a Single Female Companion of the following qualities:
*18-22 years of age. *Does not already have a boyfriend. *Single. *Blonde or Brunette *Average or Slender body type. *Does NOT smoke and/or drink alcohol. *5’ or taller. *Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area. *White. *Average to High income. *Drives a vehicle. *Happy, Positive Personality. *A Caring girl. *She has to be pretty.
If you wish to learn more about Christian C, look up his
"SonichuCWC" profile on Match.com.
*Christian is a very shy, and very thoughtful, person, and will only
accept person-to-person encounters (No E-Mails or Phone Calls). So
if you are interested, he can be found around Piedmont Virginia Community
College, or Fashion Square Shopping Center. When getting his attention,
approach and say hi to him. Do NOT flirt from a distance; he will
not be able to notice. To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the Sonichu
*All Sonichu material is Copyrighted March, 2000-2004 by. Christian Weston Chandler.